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New York man sentenced to probation after being caught with pythons in his pants
Posted on 2/16/24 at 10:41 am
Posted on 2/16/24 at 10:41 am
New York man sentenced to probation after being caught at border with pythons in his pants
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ALBANY, N.Y. — A New York City man who admitted to smuggling three Burmese pythons in his pants through a U.S.-Canadian border crossing was sentenced Wednesday to a year of probation and fined $5,000, federal prosecutors said.
Calvin Bautista, 38, crossed into northern New York with the hidden snakes on a bus from Montreal to New York City on July 15, 2018. The young adult snakes were hidden in the inner thigh of his pants in snake bags tied to the pants' drawstring.
They were discovered by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, according to court documents and a release from the office of U.S. Attorney Carla B. Freedman.
This post was edited on 2/16/24 at 10:42 am
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Posted on 2/16/24 at 10:42 am to Lonnie Utah
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man sentenced to probation after being caught with pythons in his pants
I got sentenced to ...
hard labor.
Posted on 2/16/24 at 10:43 am to Lonnie Utah
Border Patrol won’t forget frisking that guy
Posted on 2/16/24 at 10:43 am to Lonnie Utah
Guess I'll have to cross New York off the vacation list. 
Posted on 2/16/24 at 10:49 am to Lonnie Utah
How did this case take almost 6 years to prosecute?
Posted on 2/16/24 at 11:05 am to Lonnie Utah
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Posted on 2/16/24 at 11:20 am to Lonnie Utah
I got charged with the same thing once. But the DA dropped the charges because there was no evidence that I had a python in my pants 
Posted on 2/16/24 at 11:28 am to Lonnie Utah
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caught with a python in his pants
Posted on 2/16/24 at 11:53 am to Lonnie Utah
This is actually a huge problem these damn pythons are destroying our ecosystem. This piece of shite should've got 10 years in prison.
Posted on 2/16/24 at 12:34 pm to Lonnie Utah
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pythons in his pants
Posted on 2/16/24 at 5:44 pm to Lonnie Utah
quote:he was just glad to see me
python in his pants
Posted on 2/16/24 at 6:24 pm to Usual Suspect
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got charged with the same thing once. But the DA dropped the charges because there was no evidence that I had a python in my pants ?
Damn, you too?
Posted on 2/16/24 at 6:35 pm to jrodLSUke
No, it's unless you got some son.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:48 am to Lonnie Utah
Is that a python in you pants or are you just happy to see me ?
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:52 am to Smoke239
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How did this case take almost 6 years to prosecute?
You have the right to a speedy trial.
Another vague right out forefathers created that has been rendered useless.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:54 am to Smoke239
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How did this case take almost 6 years to prosecute?
The court system shutting down for the better part of 2020 and 2021, then the resulting backlog, was part of it I am sure.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:56 am to Lonnie Utah
I have no issue with a 10-year sentence here.
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:57 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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I have no issue with a 10-year sentence here.
If it eats enough it may stretch to a 36 year sentence.
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