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New Year’s Eve HOA patrol
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:41 pm
This year isn’t going to be like any other. We’ve stepped up the number of patrols, the number deputized home owners with arrest authority, and the number of mandatory checkpoints we’ve set up within the parameters of the law along side of those set up by the sheriff’s department.
We have over a dozen foot and bike patrols, with body cameras, and can enter a residence with a judge’s warrant issued via the HOACPWAA App.
You wanna shoot fireworks, drive drunk, or do a doughnut on my neighbor’s lawn on new yeAr’s 2017, fine. But be prepared to pay the ultimate price.
Season’s greetings.
We have over a dozen foot and bike patrols, with body cameras, and can enter a residence with a judge’s warrant issued via the HOACPWAA App.
You wanna shoot fireworks, drive drunk, or do a doughnut on my neighbor’s lawn on new yeAr’s 2017, fine. But be prepared to pay the ultimate price.
Season’s greetings.
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:41 pm to BRgetthenet
Wat
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:42 pm to BRgetthenet
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But be prepared to pay the ultimate price.
As it should be.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:42 pm to BRgetthenet
I'll be there on my hover board.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:42 pm to BRgetthenet
Meet up at Sonic to go over everything?
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:43 pm to BRgetthenet
What an absolute bitch
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:43 pm to BRgetthenet
Call me if you need back-up, baw. Bruce and I are going to be staking out the park looking for little kids drinking or shooting off fireworks. Gotta get my arrest quota tonight.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:44 pm to BRgetthenet
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But be prepared to pay the ultimate price.
Ya'll plan on killing them?
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:44 pm to BRgetthenet
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You wanna shoot fireworks, drive drunk, or do a doughnut on my neighbor’s lawn on new yeAr’s 2017, fine.
You gonna police my time travel too?
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:46 pm to BRgetthenet
Glad to hear your group has really grown.
I'm only doing one shift tonight. We aren't expecting much action tonight since have worked so extensively over the past 6 years here to really reduce the idiots popping illegal fireworks.
The kicker was the woman who got her arse neck legs and genitalia burned up goofing around on a golf cart.
We also have great backing with the Sherrif office who have raised the fines significantly along with mandatory jail time. Want to get stupid? We have a place for You to sleep.
I'm only doing one shift tonight. We aren't expecting much action tonight since have worked so extensively over the past 6 years here to really reduce the idiots popping illegal fireworks.
The kicker was the woman who got her arse neck legs and genitalia burned up goofing around on a golf cart.
We also have great backing with the Sherrif office who have raised the fines significantly along with mandatory jail time. Want to get stupid? We have a place for You to sleep.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:46 pm to BRgetthenet
Kick their arse Sea Bass
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:46 pm to fightin tigers
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You gonna police my time travel too?
If you keep making smartass comments, I'll make sure your fine for that unkept flowerbed is in the mail come Tuesday.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:46 pm to Tiger Ryno
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We also have great backing with the Sherrif office who have raised the fines significantly along with mandatory jail time. Want to get stupid? We have a place for You to sleep.
Baw you're the HOA Patrol. You have more authority than some bitchass sheriff's deputy.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:47 pm to TigersSEC2010
I'm blowing my grass clippings in the street and begging for you to put a lien on my estate
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:48 pm to BRgetthenet
Congrats on living where you need to hold trash in check.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:49 pm to BRgetthenet
Slash all the inflatables that are still up, too.
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:49 pm to BRgetthenet
Going to Sonic after?
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:49 pm to BRgetthenet
You gonna fine all the trailers with their Christmas decorations still up tomorrow too?
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:49 pm to BRgetthenet
You don’t live in a house
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