re: New neighbors are constantly in their backyard smoking...

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I can't go outside in my backyard without smelling cigarette smoke like they're standing right next to me. It's like they're tag-teaming chain-smokers.

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BUY
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FAN

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in all fairness cigs stink and spread far. every home in my hood has about an acre or less and I can smell when two different neighbors are out smoking in the mornings. one guy is across the street and down a house

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Have you considered offering your services to the DEA?

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Start smoking

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This. If cigarettes are too harsh for you at first, get an e cig. Start with low levels of nicotine then slowly increase your levels. Throw away your e cig once you are sure you are very addicted to the nicotine. Wait a day and you will be having withdrawals. Go to the gas station and buy a pack of camel lights. You will be so relieved to have nicotine entering your blood stream that you wont notice how harsh the cigarettes are. At that point you wont mind the smell in your back yard.

You should change your Maxi Pad and get on with your life.

Stop whining. Don't buy a house in a neighborhood like the one in this picture. Then maybe developers will stop taking good land and putting shitty houses on it.

You can do one of two things in this situation:

1.) Burn their house down, or
2.) STFU

An adjacent neighbor is outside ALWAYS smoking. Along with the persistent coughing.
But, far enough away, I can't smell it, thankfully.
I'm directly North of the neighbor, and winds typically are West or east.

We need more details before we can properly give advice.

Is the wife hot? If so, PIIHB. That's a given

Do they have kids, if so what ages are they? Hire local kids to beat their children up , find a wino and give him $50 to come peep into the teenager daughter's window at night.

If they have pets, kill them.

Get a burner phone and call them at home every hour on the hour asking if Dave is home

SWAT them (Google that if you don't know what it is)

Sneak into their house when they are at work and top shelf all of their toilets

Start mowing your lawn at 2 AM

Or you could just mind your own fricking business......

If they are outside, on their own property.. I don't think there is much you can do about it unless your neighborhood has rules against it.