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re: New NASA space suits for moon missions

Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:33 pm to
Why are we letting women go to the moon again?


It’s well known that their periods can attract space bears.



This is a space bear. They are on the moon. And now the whole mission is compromised. Space bears are attracted to the menstruation.
This post was edited on 10/16/19 at 12:37 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:34 pm to
First comment is how a woman should be the first person on the moon.

frick twitter.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26810 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:34 pm to
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I hope they plan on wearing those suits to some weddings and funerals too.


I went to a funeral the other day, maybe 100 people, and only 5 people had space suits on. WTF?
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:38 pm to
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Can some of these “science” people explain to me how it was easier for us to go to the moon in the 60s than it is now?


We used the best and the brightest Nazis instead of having to fill diversity quotas
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:48 pm to
Is that really the best we can do ? pitiful.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46693 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 12:54 pm to
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We used the best and the brightest Nazis instead of having to fill diversity quotas


Excuse me, did you not see the recent documentary called "Hidden Figures"? It's a known fact that the only reason we made it to the moon was because of a group of sassy black women.

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:22 pm to
The orange version looks like one of those SR71 or u2 suits.
Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:27 pm to
We are going to the moon to build a space port. From there its lots easier to visit the rest of the solar system. The trick is to be able to build stuff on the moon every thing needs to be made there earth imports are horribly expensive
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:37 pm to
How are you gonna fight space pirates and aliens in these ugly, outdated suits? It's the 21st century my god

We need this...



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:45 pm to
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Excuse me, did you not see the recent documentary called "Hidden Figures"? It's a known fact that the only reason we made it to the moon was because of a group of sassy black women.



Operation Paperclip might have been one of the most important wartime decisions made. I doubt we win the space race without Von Braun and others we scooped up
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:46 pm to
Why are we going to the moon again? To spend tax dollars?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46693 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 1:54 pm to
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Why are we going to the moon again? To spend tax dollars?


Yes. Purely to spend tax dollars. We have seen absolutely zero benefit to our space program, and have zero need to test other equipment and systems because we already know everything there is to know about space.

Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7878 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:15 pm to
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We need to have a black Muslim disabled transgender woman on the moon NOW!!


Be patient - they are trying to find one now.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:35 pm to
50 years later and we still can't get something like this...



ETA: stateofplay beat me to it but he put dudes
This post was edited on 10/16/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42601 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:44 pm to
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The surface one sucks and will not strike fear into the chicoms and russkies

Who cares about them, we need to strike fear into the moon people.
Posted by BeauxNArreaux
Tennessee
Member since Jun 2016
798 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:46 pm to
Decreased need to financially drain a rival country trying to keep up with your every move.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
8099 posts
Posted on 10/16/19 at 3:52 pm to
That Moon surface suit is an early 1960s design, the Apollo 11 suit is more advanced, wtf.
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