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New mate asked me to cover alcohol for the weekend... advice sought
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:50 pm
Mates, I've never really had a black friend before, but this weekend we are going tubing and such with three other couples, one of whom is black (dating a white girl, so congrats due to him). He covered the rental house and we're all responsible for various other things (one couple doing a bbq and breakfast both mornings, another covering the tubing fees, and we drew the alcohol. Weed and other drugs are BYO and we are well provisioned in this field, believe me).
I texted my new homie this afternoon and said "Cheers, mate - what's your tipple?". After some initial confusion and a lengthy back and forth, I was able to ascertain that this chap enjoys gin most heartily. As such, I've procured a bottle of the finest Roku brand Japanese gin I could find on short notice. But I'm left wondering... what sort of mixers might he most like?
I've got some flavoured LaCroix along with bloody mary mixer, but perhaps he would also like grape soda? Sprite? But then he's of a very high station, so such potential mixers may offend him if he thinks that I think he's rather common with such mixers. I'm rather torn, TBH.
My current plan is to bring red wine, champagne, cans of cheap champagne from Trader Joseph's, IPAs, hazy IPA's, some whiskey samples from my Flavia subscription, the aforementioned Roku Japanese gin, little cans of Sprite, cans of Diet Coke, and cans of LaCroix. This way I (and he) could "mask" the stereotypical trope of black persons spoiling fine liquor with cheap, sugary sodas yet still provide him the opportunity to do so if this is what his palate desires.
Any advice or guidance proffered to me herein would be kept in the strictest confidence and would be most heartily and sincerely appreciated by yours truly.
I texted my new homie this afternoon and said "Cheers, mate - what's your tipple?". After some initial confusion and a lengthy back and forth, I was able to ascertain that this chap enjoys gin most heartily. As such, I've procured a bottle of the finest Roku brand Japanese gin I could find on short notice. But I'm left wondering... what sort of mixers might he most like?
I've got some flavoured LaCroix along with bloody mary mixer, but perhaps he would also like grape soda? Sprite? But then he's of a very high station, so such potential mixers may offend him if he thinks that I think he's rather common with such mixers. I'm rather torn, TBH.
My current plan is to bring red wine, champagne, cans of cheap champagne from Trader Joseph's, IPAs, hazy IPA's, some whiskey samples from my Flavia subscription, the aforementioned Roku Japanese gin, little cans of Sprite, cans of Diet Coke, and cans of LaCroix. This way I (and he) could "mask" the stereotypical trope of black persons spoiling fine liquor with cheap, sugary sodas yet still provide him the opportunity to do so if this is what his palate desires.
Any advice or guidance proffered to me herein would be kept in the strictest confidence and would be most heartily and sincerely appreciated by yours truly.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:51 pm to SirWinston
Black friend?
Ciroc and henney should be good
Ciroc and henney should be good
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to SirWinston
soccer board, GTFO of here wit dis shitt
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to SirWinston
quote:
Mates, I've never really had a black friend before,
ill stop laughing in a minute and read the rest. but this is as far as i got
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to SirWinston
quote:No offense but you seem like the type of guy that would walk into a prison shower and slam his soap on the ground.
I texted my new homie this afternoon and said "Cheers, mate - what's your tipple?".
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:53 pm to SirWinston
quote:
I've never really had a black friend before
Minimum 20 bans
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:54 pm to SirWinston
I’ve had a lot of black friends. Take it from me. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you are and they might back down. Don’t move too fast as that may startle them. Also make sure you store all your food in a locked ice chest or tied up in a tree
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:55 pm to SirWinston
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SirWinston
Suffered a head injury lately?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:55 pm to SirWinston
This might be a worse fake thread than the bj bet thread.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:56 pm to SirWinston
“What kind of mixers do you like?”
...how do you get through the day?
...how do you get through the day?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:56 pm to SirWinston
gin, simple syrup, dry vermouth
lime juice, olives, and/or some mint leaves even for garnish
lime juice, olives, and/or some mint leaves even for garnish
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:58 pm to SirWinston
Weirdest way I've ever seen to brag about shitty leather.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:00 pm to SirWinston
Honestly this is one of the most entertaining posts I’ve read on here in months.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:02 pm to SirWinston
Relax, lay back and just bring some juice.
Keep your mind on your money, M8, and your money on your mind.
Keep your mind on your money, M8, and your money on your mind.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:03 pm to TH03
And he posts a picture of the gin like it's done expensive shite lol
What a fricking loser.
What a fricking loser.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:05 pm to SirWinston
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:19 pm to SirWinston
I'm going to be honest, I cringed reading this.
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