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New mate asked me to cover alcohol for the weekend... advice sought

Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:50 pm
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:50 pm
Mates, I've never really had a black friend before, but this weekend we are going tubing and such with three other couples, one of whom is black (dating a white girl, so congrats due to him). He covered the rental house and we're all responsible for various other things (one couple doing a bbq and breakfast both mornings, another covering the tubing fees, and we drew the alcohol. Weed and other drugs are BYO and we are well provisioned in this field, believe me).

I texted my new homie this afternoon and said "Cheers, mate - what's your tipple?". After some initial confusion and a lengthy back and forth, I was able to ascertain that this chap enjoys gin most heartily. As such, I've procured a bottle of the finest Roku brand Japanese gin I could find on short notice. But I'm left wondering... what sort of mixers might he most like?

I've got some flavoured LaCroix along with bloody mary mixer, but perhaps he would also like grape soda? Sprite? But then he's of a very high station, so such potential mixers may offend him if he thinks that I think he's rather common with such mixers. I'm rather torn, TBH.

My current plan is to bring red wine, champagne, cans of cheap champagne from Trader Joseph's, IPAs, hazy IPA's, some whiskey samples from my Flavia subscription, the aforementioned Roku Japanese gin, little cans of Sprite, cans of Diet Coke, and cans of LaCroix. This way I (and he) could "mask" the stereotypical trope of black persons spoiling fine liquor with cheap, sugary sodas yet still provide him the opportunity to do so if this is what his palate desires.

Any advice or guidance proffered to me herein would be kept in the strictest confidence and would be most heartily and sincerely appreciated by yours truly.


This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Taffeta
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
1003 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:51 pm to
Black friend?

Ciroc and henney should be good
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to
soccer board, GTFO of here wit dis shitt
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Mates, I've never really had a black friend before,



ill stop laughing in a minute and read the rest. but this is as far as i got
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to
Tonic. And limes.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:


I texted my new homie this afternoon and said "Cheers, mate - what's your tipple?".
No offense but you seem like the type of guy that would walk into a prison shower and slam his soap on the ground.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4556 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

I've never really had a black friend before

Minimum 20 bans
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60108 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:54 pm to
I’ve had a lot of black friends. Take it from me. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you are and they might back down. Don’t move too fast as that may startle them. Also make sure you store all your food in a locked ice chest or tied up in a tree
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3099 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

SirWinston


Suffered a head injury lately?
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:55 pm to
God damnit Gaucho

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:55 pm to
This might be a worse fake thread than the bj bet thread.
Posted by drake20
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13156 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:56 pm to
“What kind of mixers do you like?”

...how do you get through the day?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:56 pm to
gin, simple syrup, dry vermouth

lime juice, olives, and/or some mint leaves even for garnish
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:57 pm to
god I love you
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:58 pm to
Weirdest way I've ever seen to brag about shitty leather.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:00 pm to
Honestly this is one of the most entertaining posts I’ve read on here in months.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151545 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:02 pm to
Relax, lay back and just bring some juice.

Keep your mind on your money, M8, and your money on your mind.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18939 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:03 pm to
And he posts a picture of the gin like it's done expensive shite lol

What a fricking loser.
Posted by Ricardo
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:05 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 11:02 pm
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:19 pm to
I'm going to be honest, I cringed reading this.
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