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re: New Jersey Man Finds Wife, Mechanic Lover, Dead in Garage From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:23 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:23 pm to OysterPoBoy
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They say oxygen deprivation enhances sexual arousal. I wonder if it got really good right before they died.
He came and went at the same time.
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:24 pm to Ash Williams
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He needed to hear if the engine was banging
Plus test the shocks.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:25 pm to DemonKA3268
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A man returned to his New Jersey home Monday night to find both his wife and her lover dead
Everybody join in and sing:
"Oh, that's my story.
"Well, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it.
"But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it."
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:27 pm to CAD703X
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wait so they drove up to the house, opened the garage door, drove inside, closed the garage door..but were too overcome with passion to kill the engine?
They were really victims of low fuel prices. At 85/barrel, cut the engine, first thing.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:30 pm to DemonKA3268
Need pics
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:32 pm to DemonKA3268
Everybody knows you got to plug the tailpipe first . Lazy mechanic mistake.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:36 pm to DemonKA3268
It's 2018. The husband was probably jerking off to his wife fricking the mechanic in the running car. There's a tag for that somewhere I'm sure.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:43 pm to ThatMakesSense
A friend of mine owns a car repair business. There’s no telling how much work he’s done in return for pussy and blowjobs.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:46 pm to DemonKA3268
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The husband came home later to discover their bodies.
Baw saved a lot of money by not getting divorced.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:52 pm to DemonKA3268
If she had life insurance her husband really lucked out. Got rid of a whore wife plus got paid.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 4:53 pm to L1C4
And who says being cheap doesnt pay? 
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:00 pm to mastersleestak
quote:Yes, life insurance does not exclude stupidity. This will be ruled an accident and not a suicide. There would be no grounds for the insurance company to deny the claim. Even if it was ruled a suicide, the standard life policy has an exclusion for suicide if the policy has been in force for less than 2 years.
Would the life insurance still pay off? Asking for a friend..
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:03 pm to LaBR4
Nope. Just gassed.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:28 pm to DemonKA3268
It would still pay out
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:33 pm to LaBR4
Exhausted joke wins today’s internet.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:34 pm to DemonKA3268
I wonder how sad the man really is.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:35 pm to L1C4
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If she had life insurance her husband really lucked out. Got rid of a whore wife plus got paid.
And it took out the dude porking his whore wife.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:37 pm to DemonKA3268
Wonder if his banana was in her tailpipe at death
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:42 pm to Rouge
I thought cars today were made so that this doesn't happen??
Posted on 7/10/18 at 6:49 pm to DemonKA3268
I wonder if they had free HBO and lawn service as well
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