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re: New guy brings all toiletries to work

Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:46 am to
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:46 am to
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New guy in the building brings damn near every toiletry he owns to work. Toothbrush, toothpaste, gel, floss, brush, etc. He has loaded the cabinet in the bathroom. I don't understand this.

I have a guy that does this too. Always flossing and brushing his teeth. It's a nice bathroom with 3 urinals and 4 shitters. But gross when someone gets done taking a massive shite then washes his hands in the sink next to him. He's weird.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38688 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:47 am to
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quote:
I keep toothpaste and brush along with deodorant at work just in case I forget to put some on for whatever reason. I keep it in my desk not the bathroom cabinet.


This is what I do. It's great for those days when you oversleep.


Dude. Just be late for work. Clean yourself.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:48 am to
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I bring my own shite paper to work. The cleaning company uses cheap crap and I have a sensitive a-hole


That aloe crap just smears your shite around your asscrack. Thr hard paper gets shite done.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38688 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:48 am to
quote:

New guy in the building brings damn near every toiletry he owns to work. Toothbrush, toothpaste, gel, floss, brush, etc. He has loaded the cabinet in the bathroom. I don't understand this.


Ask him if his toothbrush irritates his gums like it does yours.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:51 am to
Stick his toothbrush up your arse and take a selfie. Then anonymously send to him after he comes out.
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18466 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:52 am to
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I keep a toothbrush and brush in my vehicles. Fresh breath is a priority.



What no floss? Brushing your teeth without flossing is like taking a shower and putting on the same crusty underwear.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99042 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:54 am to
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That aloe crap just smears your shite around your asscrack. Thr hard paper gets shite done.




I start with a wet wipe then finish off with Charmin ulta soft
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:55 am to
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What no floss? Brushing your teeth without flossing is like taking a shower and putting on the same crusty underwear.


Quit peeking in my bathroom window.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25832 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:56 am to
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I keep a toothbrush and brush in my vehicles


You brush your teeth in the car? I assume you bring some water, but where do you spit?

Out the window? On the ground?

That's weird.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39786 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:56 am to
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I bring my own shite paper to work. The cleaning company uses cheap crap and I have a sensitive a-hole


Butt Wipes FTW.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38688 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 11:57 am to
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I start with a wet wipe then finish off with Charmin ulta soft


This is why Isis knows they can beat us.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:06 pm to
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He has loaded the cabinet in the bathroom


yall have a cabinet in the bathroom?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40372 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:07 pm to
He's single.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22026 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:15 pm to
Metrosexual... Good he doesn't stink then....
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38235 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:24 pm to
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I keep toothpaste and brush along with deodorant at work just in case I forget to put some on for whatever reason. I keep it in my desk not the bathroom cabinet.





this. Eat greek food or anything with garlic at lunch and you have to be able to brush your teeth after. I dont really think its odd. leaving it in the communal shitter is nasty, though.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8096 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:40 pm to
I work with someone who does this. Find it odd, but not as odd as the germaphobes who are afraid to touch any surface in the bathroom with their hands, so they use their feet instead. If their feet can't reach the door handle, then they protect their pristine hands with layers of paper towel.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:41 pm to
Is he going thru a divorce?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141204 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:41 pm to
You have a cabinet in your bathroom at work?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 12:41 pm to
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You brush your teeth in the car? I assume you bring some water, but where do you spit?



Paige says you're not supposed to spit in the car... you swallow.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 1/14/16 at 1:03 pm to
he should just join a gym and do all that stuff there
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