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re: New girlfriend having untethered/unsupervised rifling session in your room

Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

Feel free to float me some worst case scenarios? 

You lose your job and both of your parents are diagnosed with terminal cancer, dog gets run over in the street
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5327 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:30 pm to
Don't let her in there
Posted by LafourcheTiger
Avarua, Cook Islands
Member since Mar 2009
2245 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

She wants to come over on Saturday morning and "clean up and redecorate" his room as a surprise.



aka- wants to go dig around in his shite
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10171 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:31 pm to
Wait, so the poster Egg is a chick? What the hell is going on with this place?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58800 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:33 pm to
Any girl who freaks out over a glass pipe/bong isn't worth it.
Posted by Bushwackers
Ridin' shotgun with Reese Bobby!
Member since Dec 2006
3790 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:36 pm to
That was the worst in college....dealing with old roommate's bat-shite crazy girlfriends.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58800 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:42 pm to
what if this bitch called the cops because she found a stash

op would be fricked
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8873 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:45 pm to
Worst case senarios huh? How about Egg comes over, finds your friends bongs/weed freaks out about it and tells his parents. She is all upset about it so you comfort her 8 inches at a time. While smashing you let the juice fly, fertilizing Eggs egg. Now you got frick trophy coming with Egg, you get recruited and brainwashed by super church/cult. Crazy cult leader who is probably the grandfather of unborn frick trophy mixes up pitcher of suicide punch for said cult. You all drink the koolaid and die a slow painful death together.

Nah baw, tell the bitch no.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:54 pm to
You made this up because you're lonely.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5050 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:37 am to
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This post was edited on 10/2/20 at 10:02 pm
Posted by PPL
Member since Nov 2010
447 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:42 am to
Her?


I can't believe no one else has gotten this reference.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:58 am to
Once she come inside good luck getting her out. She's got this low center of gravity. You can't knock her over.
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
16759 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 1:09 am to
Are the posters of chicks in swimwear or something?

This is a comical match. Hope he doesn't knock her up and the taxpayer has to foot the bill.
Posted by Tampa Tiger
Fl.
Member since Nov 2006
737 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:31 am to
update?
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46189 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:38 am to
have her clean the kitchen and bathroom while she's there
win/win
Posted by secondandshort
Member since Jan 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:43 am to
I like the way you think.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68745 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:44 am to
I think she wants you to decorate her face with something. JMHO
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37917 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:58 am to
If she's now a regular at the HPC, you can raw dawg her on the DL behind your roomate's back as long as you choose to do so.
Posted by PPL
Member since Nov 2010
447 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Once she come inside good luck getting her out. She's got this low center of gravity. You can't knock her over.


This guy gets it.
Posted by ChanaMasala
Member since Jan 2015
18 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:55 am to
She just arrived, accompanied by her mother, and two younger sisters- 4 females total rummaging through this dude's room.


This is not make believe, it's totally happening right now and it's pretty unsettling.
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