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re: New girlfriend having untethered/unsupervised rifling session in your room
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:28 pm to ChanaMasala
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:28 pm to ChanaMasala
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Feel free to float me some worst case scenarios?
You lose your job and both of your parents are diagnosed with terminal cancer, dog gets run over in the street
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:30 pm to ChanaMasala
Don't let her in there
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:30 pm to ChanaMasala
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She wants to come over on Saturday morning and "clean up and redecorate" his room as a surprise.
aka- wants to go dig around in his shite
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:31 pm to ChanaMasala
Wait, so the poster Egg is a chick? What the hell is going on with this place?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:33 pm to ChanaMasala
Any girl who freaks out over a glass pipe/bong isn't worth it.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:36 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
That was the worst in college....dealing with old roommate's bat-shite crazy girlfriends.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:42 pm to Bushwackers
what if this bitch called the cops because she found a stash
op would be fricked
op would be fricked
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:45 pm to ChanaMasala
Worst case senarios huh? How about Egg comes over, finds your friends bongs/weed freaks out about it and tells his parents. She is all upset about it so you comfort her 8 inches at a time. While smashing you let the juice fly, fertilizing Eggs egg. Now you got frick trophy coming with Egg, you get recruited and brainwashed by super church/cult. Crazy cult leader who is probably the grandfather of unborn frick trophy mixes up pitcher of suicide punch for said cult. You all drink the koolaid and die a slow painful death together.
Nah baw, tell the bitch no.
Nah baw, tell the bitch no.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:54 pm to ChanaMasala
You made this up because you're lonely.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:37 am to AlbertMeansWell
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This post was edited on 10/2/20 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:42 am to ChanaMasala
Her?
I can't believe no one else has gotten this reference.
I can't believe no one else has gotten this reference.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:58 am to PPL
Once she come inside good luck getting her out. She's got this low center of gravity. You can't knock her over.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 1:09 am to ChanaMasala
Are the posters of chicks in swimwear or something?
This is a comical match. Hope he doesn't knock her up and the taxpayer has to foot the bill.
This is a comical match. Hope he doesn't knock her up and the taxpayer has to foot the bill.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:38 am to ChanaMasala
have her clean the kitchen and bathroom while she's there
win/win
win/win
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:44 am to ChanaMasala
I think she wants you to decorate her face with something. JMHO
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:58 am to ChanaMasala
If she's now a regular at the HPC, you can raw dawg her on the DL behind your roomate's back as long as you choose to do so.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:43 am to KamaCausey_LSU
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Once she come inside good luck getting her out. She's got this low center of gravity. You can't knock her over.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:55 am to Tampa Tiger
She just arrived, accompanied by her mother, and two younger sisters- 4 females total rummaging through this dude's room.
This is not make believe, it's totally happening right now and it's pretty unsettling.
This is not make believe, it's totally happening right now and it's pretty unsettling.
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