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Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:51 pm to The Baker
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:51 pm to CheEngineer
The 5 lineman would absolutely maul the chips
You are talking about 1500 lbs vs about 350 lbs
You are talking about 1500 lbs vs about 350 lbs
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:53 pm to CheEngineer
Well let’s not forget the lineman’s capacity to communicate. All five could gang up on one chimp at a time. I guess it depends on what environment they are in. Is this a cage match? Or out in the wild?
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:53 pm to C
quote:aand those lineman are 300lbs and roughly 3.5 times as strong as a normal human
Chimps weigh only about 100lbs and are on average twice as strong as a normal human
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:54 pm to Sun God
While I agree a gorilla would win, you do realize africans still hunt gorillas with melee weapons?
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:55 pm to LoveThatMoney
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Those things are stronger than any of those guys
You think a chimp could bench over 400 lbs and squat around 700 lbs?
This board is retarded
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:55 pm to X123F45
Man I’m bowing out of this argument now
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:57 pm to X123F45
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still hunt gorillas with melee weapons?
Yeah, but they have weapons. They can throw a spear at them, hit them with it then go after them with a machete. That's nothing like going toe to toe with on.
Posted on 12/23/19 at 9:57 pm to C
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Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:03 pm to tgrbaitn08
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This website and its posters have gone to shite
Meh, this is at least a halfway amusing topic.
We do need guys Chef Leppard to come back and tell us stories about their fricked up, trashy families though.
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:04 pm to C
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Chimps weigh only about 100lbs and are on average twice as strong as a normal human. I think those 5 lineman would crush 3 chimps in a fight to the death of given at least a few days to prepare. If you just through them in without any warning the chimps might have the upper hand
I agree if by prepare, you mean grab guns and ammo.
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:06 pm to The Baker
Everyone saying the chimps is wrong. They can't strategize and plan for rapid dismemberment and elimination. The lineman would simply have a bait man for each chimp while the 3 others tear one apart limb from limb then the other. It would not be fair unless 3+ chimps.
This post was edited on 12/23/19 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:07 pm to WaWaWeeWa
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Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:09 pm to The Baker
Louisianimals might beat 2 chimps, but 3 is gonna be tricky
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:10 pm to The Baker
Chimps would tear their arms off.
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:19 pm to mikelbr
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Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:20 pm to The Baker
No bans yet? 
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:21 pm to The Baker
For the record, 2 and 3 are built for fighting.
Posted on 12/23/19 at 10:22 pm to lsupride87
Unless those linemen are willing to bite the chimps balls then the chimp wins.
This post was edited on 12/23/19 at 10:23 pm
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