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Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:28 pm to The Baker
I will take one single Chimp over all 5 of those guys.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:15 pm to The Baker
I think the chimps would just go for it and not be scared of getting hurt, while the linemen would know that they basically have to sacrifice a couple of them to have a chance, and that would mess with their minds. The chimps are basically like Wyatt Earp in Tombstone. “Y’all might get us in a rush but a couple of y’all are gonna know that we were here.”
I’ll take the chimps.
I’ll take the chimps.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:53 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Really? Chimps arent that big, so the 5 linemen, easily. Maybe 2 gorillas would have a good shot depending on how large. Those chimps have no shot
The chimps would rip them to shreds. Their muscle is made up of larger, much stronger cells than ours.
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:05 pm to Sayre
quote:ho
Their muscle is made up of larger, much stronger cells than ours.
Lee
frick
How are people still saying this
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:21 pm to lsupride87
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:22 pm to The Baker
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Who would win in a fight: These 5 cfb linemen vs 3 chimpanzees
Why not ask something realistic like "Who would win in a fight to the death, two Chimpanzees or Chuck F'n Norris?"
:spinning back kick gif:
Posted on 12/24/19 at 3:49 pm to lsupride87
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 3:53 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 5:42 pm to Howyouluhdat
Dude, that was a college football player who played segregated ball in the mid 60's. He's a white boy from a time when 5 second 40's were fast, linemen were 220 pounds and no one lifted.
Ray Lewis eats chimpanzees for breakfast.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is mentally retarded.
Ray Lewis eats chimpanzees for breakfast.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is mentally retarded.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 6:16 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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The fact that the OP asks about 5 CFB Linemen who have zero unarmed combat training
You break up (can't talk your way out of) enough fights and you learn to spot who can fight and who can't.
I'm not fricking with 2 or 4 without a damned good reason. Both of those baws have tussled a time or two.
The other three are bigger, and all have the wrong kind of jaw structure to take a punch.
They have enough size to make up for those deficiencies, but to pretend none of those boys can fight is downright stupid.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 6:26 pm to X123F45
Me. I'd take my Remington 1100 and make hamburger meat out of the chimps using 00 Buck.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 4:35 pm to X123F45
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They have enough size to make up for those deficiencies, but to pretend none of those boys can fight is downright stupid.
Define “can fight”. Any low level 155 lb pro in the world with 4+ years training and 10+ amateur fights and a couple pro fights would beat any one of those guys in a fight.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 4:55 pm to Pandy Fackler
The 10 times strength of a normal human was debunked a long time ago. Yes, chimps can roughly lift twice the amount of a human the same size. A human the same size is roughly 12 years old.
5 cfb linemen would murder 3 chimpanzees.
5 cfb linemen would murder 3 chimpanzees.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:17 pm to GoldenGuy
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5 cfb linemen would murder 3 chimpanzees.
Dude..they faces is in they mouths, bra.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:32 pm to The Baker
The linemen would be scared to death of one mad chimp, so it wouldn't even be a fight.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:32 pm to The Baker
20 pygmees vs 1 lion?
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:46 pm to NOSTRODAMUS
People are stupid. Dogs attack grown men and the man cries and can’t do shite.
Imagine a chimp wrapped around your head biting your fingers and your face off.
Imagine a chimp wrapped around your head biting your fingers and your face off.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:57 pm to diat150
Give The Mountain (the guy who played him on GoT) a year of MMA training and he would wreck your average 100 chimp.
The Travis chimp mentioned earlier was 200 lbs and went after a 55 year old suburban woman.
Either way, give me a grizzly and I’ll frick up all your primates.
The Travis chimp mentioned earlier was 200 lbs and went after a 55 year old suburban woman.
Either way, give me a grizzly and I’ll frick up all your primates.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:58 pm to TheeRealCarolina
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give me a grizzly and I’ll frick up all your primates.
That's cheating.
Will take a polar bear over your grizz.
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