re: Neighbor's cat shitting in my back yard

Shoot with paintball gun

Then try to hit the paint spot with a pellet gun

You are taking it pretty hard.

Sit out and put on night vision glasses.

Shoot.

Take body far.

Bury.

Quit being such a pussy. Cats have to shite like everything else. Just because your yard is a crap haven, it’s not the cats fault.

maybe try talking to your neighbor about it

I see a few cat lovers have joined the thread

I can tell you what you don't want to do. I shot a neighbor's big tomcat with a homemade bow and arrow when I was a kid. The bow was made of bamboo and the arrow was a wooden dowel that I put in a pencil sharpener. I hit that cat center mass but did not kill the cat like I hoped. Instead the cat and that arrow turned into a cross between a runaway helicopter rotor and an air raid siren. God awful sounding cat scream mixed with the plop, plop, plop of that arrow slapping the ground as that cat turned flips at lightening speed. My daddy shattered that bamboo bow on my arse. That's how I learned about cats having nine lives.

You can try some motion detector sprinklers.

.22 with a potato on the end to silence.

Figured there would be these types of responses.

Still pleased to see some of the lighter comedy responses rather than the usual kill it.

It's just poop, and they typically attempt to cover it up.

I rather enjoy my outside wildlife. Have 2 opposums, 1 raccoon, and 2 cats visit my backyard nightly.