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re: Neighbors called the cops on me
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:05 am to AZTiger7072
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:05 am to AZTiger7072
plant drugs on them and call the cops
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Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:07 am to AZTiger7072
I would probably stare into their house and make scary faces like you're a deranged killer. Just look at their window with a ridiculous face and don't move for 10 minutes.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 8:08 am
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:08 am to AZTiger7072
Have you formally introduced yourself to your neighbors? If not, I think I would take the opportunity to knock on their front door and respectfully call them out on their bull shite.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:09 am to LNCHBOX
Well, I guess we know why the last people there moved.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:09 am to geauxtigers87
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Play the mortal kombat song on repeat as loud as possible
I really like this idea
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:10 am to BAMAisDIESEL09
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Have you formally introduced yourself to your neighbors? If not, I think I would take the opportunity to knock on their front door and respectfully call them out on their bull shite.
I would not do anything involving them without a witness.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:10 am to Old Money
honestly, one of the first responses was perfect
let it go for now...they will need something from him, regardless of how small, and then tell them to go frick themselves.
let it go for now...they will need something from him, regardless of how small, and then tell them to go frick themselves.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:11 am to AZTiger7072
have you considered going next door and telling them by law you are required to notify them that you are a sex offender?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:11 am to DelU249
So to see OP on his fireplace, the creeper neighbors have been peering out their windows ever since he moved in. I'd be pissed about my shitty neighbors.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:12 am to AZTiger7072
Well, did you see anything while you were peeping in their windows or not?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:13 am to AZTiger7072
Do you have a dog? If so, move away. The cop will shoot it next time he investigates a strange occurrence at your house.
If you don't have a dog, continue on as normal, including your daily ritual of standing on top of your fire pit.
Halloween is coming up and you should decorate your yard to get into the spirit of your new neighborhood trick or treat. In addition to providing the best snacks and making friends with all the other neighbors, you should definitely make a human scale plywood cutout of a creepy guy with binoculars and include it with your pumpkins and plastic skeletons. Make sure to aim the cutout at their house with the caption "l know where you sleep". You can reuse that every year!
Put a copy of this book in his mailbox when they are not home. Sign some random name in the jacket. LINK
Definitely get into bird watching. Buy a few books, a feeder, and start attracting humming birds for the spring. Buy a scope and a set of binoculars and freak them out.
Ideally you'd have a row of arborvitaes between you and your neighbors.....but at $60 each for a 5' specimen, it's best to let your neighbors install the privacy hedges in their yard. If you follow my advice, they'll spend hundreds to screen their yard with landscaping in no time.
If you don't have a dog, continue on as normal, including your daily ritual of standing on top of your fire pit.
Halloween is coming up and you should decorate your yard to get into the spirit of your new neighborhood trick or treat. In addition to providing the best snacks and making friends with all the other neighbors, you should definitely make a human scale plywood cutout of a creepy guy with binoculars and include it with your pumpkins and plastic skeletons. Make sure to aim the cutout at their house with the caption "l know where you sleep". You can reuse that every year!
Put a copy of this book in his mailbox when they are not home. Sign some random name in the jacket. LINK
Definitely get into bird watching. Buy a few books, a feeder, and start attracting humming birds for the spring. Buy a scope and a set of binoculars and freak them out.
Ideally you'd have a row of arborvitaes between you and your neighbors.....but at $60 each for a 5' specimen, it's best to let your neighbors install the privacy hedges in their yard. If you follow my advice, they'll spend hundreds to screen their yard with landscaping in no time.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 8:26 am
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:14 am to AZTiger7072
Can we pls make this an in-game thread with live updates of the carnage? photos, video, etc.
is their daughter 18?
is their daughter 18?
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 8:14 am
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:14 am to AZTiger7072
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looking at the view
was this "view" the neighbor's daughter tanning in their back yard?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:15 am to Fusaichi Pegasus
great movie. Op, your neighbors are probably tin foil hat experts.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:17 am to AZTiger7072
Are you in Arizona? If so, my money is on preppers or survivalist radicals. Maybe Tea Party border people. Probably not leftists or terrorists but who knows.
Anyway, next time you say hello just mention you're part of the movement and they should lighten up.
Anyway, next time you say hello just mention you're part of the movement and they should lighten up.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:17 am to AZTiger7072
shite on their doorstep.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:17 am to DelU249
Put an add in the local "shopper" magazine and craigslist advertising a four family yard sale at their address, and to get there early at 5AM.
Or, you can go with the old tried and true night excursion to toss a bunch of salt over the fence onto his yard.
And finally, make a Costco run to buy a megapack of toilet paper, and pay some middle school thugs to roll his property several times.
Or, you can go with the old tried and true night excursion to toss a bunch of salt over the fence onto his yard.
And finally, make a Costco run to buy a megapack of toilet paper, and pay some middle school thugs to roll his property several times.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:18 am to AZTiger7072
Go to the store and buy 2 40 lb. sacks of flour/corn/rice/fertilizer etc.
Buy a 8' blue tarp and a shovel.
Wrap the tarp around the sacks of flour and place in the trunk of your car.
Park in the street in front of your house and wait. When you see them coming outside, start unloading the tarp and let it fall on the ground. Be sure to drag the tarp towards your backyard with the shovel over one shoulder.
Make sure they see all of this, and act real shady when the look at you.
Buy a 8' blue tarp and a shovel.
Wrap the tarp around the sacks of flour and place in the trunk of your car.
Park in the street in front of your house and wait. When you see them coming outside, start unloading the tarp and let it fall on the ground. Be sure to drag the tarp towards your backyard with the shovel over one shoulder.
Make sure they see all of this, and act real shady when the look at you.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:19 am to AZTiger7072
We need to see those pics you took of the neighbor's wife while you were looking over the fence.
Seriously, it sounds like you're going to have nothing but hell from these people.
Seriously, it sounds like you're going to have nothing but hell from these people.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:20 am to AZTiger7072
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Last night I'm standing on top of our outdoor fireplace looking at the view and talking to the SO
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