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re: Neighbors called the cops on me

Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103046 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:10 am to
tell them to pound sand
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14450 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:16 am to
Sorry OP! The OT lounge after 6 pages has not given you anymore guidance! This is why when i bought my home i made sure to have as few neighbors as possible . Theres always gonna be 1 that will just rub you the wrong way.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18841 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:16 am to
Lucas, are you a closet peeping tom??
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6277 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Lucas, are you a closet peeping tom??


No. He's an out-in-the-open, firepit climbing peeping tom.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36174 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:21 am to
Change the name of your wifi to Escaped Felon
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1694 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:26 am to
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39577 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:31 am to
Since they are paranoid about you on the fireplace, stick a folding tailgate chair up there. You'd don't have to sit in it, it's mere presence will keep them occupied.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 9:31 am
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:32 am to
If i was your neighbor, i would think you a weird too if you go stand up on that thing looking around and hanging out for a while.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Since they are paranoid about you on the fireplace, stick a folding tailgate chair up there. You'd don't have to sit in it, it's mere presence will keep them occupied.
Now that is a great idea.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:33 am to
This is an easy one ...

Post their address on here.

Then ask everyone to send them at least 10 pieces of recurring junk mail. You'll see their mailbox littered with so much sh!t everyday that they'll want to move.


Also, send them all sorts of magazines -- the type you are billed for later.


ETA: You can also send them some really, really smutty magazines ... just make sure to pay for them with a non-traceable (pay in cash) money order.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 9:38 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103046 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:37 am to
honestly with teh close proximity to their house if I had a brand new neighbor and saw them standing up on top a giant fireplace like that I would be a bit weirded out and have my guard up.
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:50 am to
quote:

shoot their dog
Only logical response.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30548 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Post their address on here.


Then we could easily figure the OPs out and do the same to him. Win/Win
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17545 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:00 am to
Invite all of your colored friends over at once.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9927 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:02 am to
quote:

What's the alpha response here? What would the OT do?

It would piss me off too. I would just go over there (when everyone is home) and introduce myself. Tell them, sorry for the confusion - you're just really excited about your new home. Kill them with kindness as it will make them feel really stupid.
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4744 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:39 am to
Sounds to me like you live in Livingston Parish and your neighbors are cooking meth. Grats! But in all seriousness, I would be pissed too but would sit back and extract revenge slowly. Putting dog shite in the yard, scatter shrimp peelings in gardens, and what not periodically would be my method of attack. Or just be nice and hope they dont do this shite often.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2501 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:47 am to
quote:

What's the alpha response here?


build a treehouse. equip it with a telescope and what appears to be a security camera pointed their way.

or have your drone hover at 50 feet near the property line, and write in a notebook.
Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 10:55 am to
I'd would go Breaking Bad on the arse by Walking around your house with a Dupont Tychem Chemical Protection Coveralls on or a Heisenberg Mask.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4863 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:05 am to
quote:

The saw me taking picks of the outside a few days ago and then apparently saw me standing on the fireplace for the 90 seconds I was up there.


Sounds to me like THEY are the ones casing YOU my friend..prepare thy anus
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
13933 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:07 am to
quote:

honestly with teh close proximity to their house if I had a brand new neighbor and saw them standing up on top a giant fireplace like that I would be a bit weirded out and have my guard up.


Me too.

We have a pool. I like to enjoy the pool in privacy, which is why we have a privacy fence. If my new neighbor (who really does annoy me) stood on something and peered into our backyard, I would be one unhappy neighbor. I wouldn't call the cops, but if it happened more than once, I would have to say something. And I am not a confrontational person.
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