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Neighbor called my wife “Princess” today

Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:26 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8162 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:26 pm
Wife (pics won’t load) said she got a text from a random number. Turns out it was the old man next door. He said “How are you feeling today, princess?”

What are my next options and how should I proceed?
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
Member since Jan 2015
3972 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:27 pm to
You’ve already lost
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7339 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:27 pm to
Start a Go Fund Me.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:27 pm to
Jody is ageless.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45583 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:27 pm to
How old is he?

Could he have text the wrong person?
Posted by Fox McCloud
Member since Oct 2020
3525 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:28 pm to
I’m calling bullshite
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175901 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:28 pm to
do the right thing and stock the fridge with mans favorite beer
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4659 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:28 pm to
Spray him with the hose next time you are watering the lawn.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8162 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:28 pm to
Like 68. And no because he yelled it over the fence when she walked outside later
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
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23066 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by Buzzed
#1 NIC
Member since Nov 2020
623 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:28 pm to
He must be challenged to a duel.

Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10199 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:29 pm to
Get her to trap him into a compromising position then blackmail the frick out of him. Good luck.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:29 pm to
Check if his arthritis is in his knees or his knuckles
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9697 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:30 pm to
I’m going to bang your wife, there’s nothing you can do about it
Posted by Bayoutigre
29.9N 92.1W
Member since Feb 2007
5621 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:30 pm to
buy you wife a tiara,have her wear it around the yard
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89873 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Neighbor called my wife “Princess” today


That’s what we all call her...
Posted by Jerky
Member since Sep 2020
351 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:30 pm to
Too late she's already fricking him. You could ask him to wear a rubber next time.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
12798 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

He must be challenged to a duel.


The only acceptable answer. Your honor has been called into question.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45583 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:32 pm to

quote:

said she got a text from a random number. Turns out it was the old man next door. He said “How are you feeling today, princess?”


quote:

he yelled it over the fence when she walked outside later


Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
675 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

she got a text from a random number. Turns out it was the old man next door


So how did she find out a "random" number was the guy next door. Hope you haven't been eating that wap cus you got a mouth full of old man baby batter.
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