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Negatives In Life: Choose One:.....
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:40 pm
Choose the one you could MOST live with of these negatives:
(If you want to rank them, that's extra credit, Best to Worst)
A. Be Poor with no chance of ever being wealthy
B. Be Ugly with no chance of ever gaming a dime
C. Be Obese with no chance of ever dropping the weight
D. Be Dumb (the stupid variety) with no chance of ever becoming Intelligent
E. Be Impotent and/or No Dicked with no chance of it get fixed/remedied
F. Be a strict adherent of a outlying Creed that you presently have an issue with (think Islamist?)
G. Have a horrible personality and not be able to change it
H. Have a really debilitating injury or illness that is not fixable
I. Enter your own negative here. No fair on the most obvious, being Owlie is already taken.
(If you want to rank them, that's extra credit, Best to Worst)
A. Be Poor with no chance of ever being wealthy
B. Be Ugly with no chance of ever gaming a dime
C. Be Obese with no chance of ever dropping the weight
D. Be Dumb (the stupid variety) with no chance of ever becoming Intelligent
E. Be Impotent and/or No Dicked with no chance of it get fixed/remedied
F. Be a strict adherent of a outlying Creed that you presently have an issue with (think Islamist?)
G. Have a horrible personality and not be able to change it
H. Have a really debilitating injury or illness that is not fixable
I. Enter your own negative here. No fair on the most obvious, being Owlie is already taken.
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Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:48 pm to soccerfüt
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B. Be Ugly with no chance of ever gaming a dime
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Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:50 pm to soccerfüt
J. Read this thread daily for the rest of your life.
Bet there won't be many takers
Bet there won't be many takers
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:50 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
G. Have a horrible personality and not be able to change it
So far, so good.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:52 pm to soccerfüt
I would choose dumb and rich if that's available.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:52 pm to soccerfüt
J. Be a horrible OT poster with no chance of ever having a four page thread.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:53 pm to soccerfüt
Eh define poor. I ain't living in a damn box, but I could live from paycheck to paycheck.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:55 pm to Shexter
I'm sorry. I could help you
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:01 pm to soccerfüt
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G. Have a horrible personality and not be able to change it
I'd go with G. If you were a arse, you usually don't know you're an arse? The dbags I know think they are wonderful people.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:01 pm to soccerfüt
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B. Be Ugly with no chance of ever gaming a dime
I'll go with this one because this is my life already so I'm used to it
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:02 pm to Paige
Thanks, but your methods wouldn't work for me.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:02 pm to soccerfüt
I. The ability to only read your shitty threads.
I'd still take the ugly without a chance of landing a dime. After age 35, who gives a frick.
I'd still take the ugly without a chance of landing a dime. After age 35, who gives a frick.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:05 pm to soccerfüt
Entering this thread gave me dick AIDs.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:05 pm to soccerfüt
The correct answer is impotence.
You can frick all the bitches you want without consequence.
You can frick all the bitches you want without consequence.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:06 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
A. Be Poor with no chance of ever being wealthy
B. Be Ugly with no chance of ever gaming a dime
So in this scenario I have the choice between being poor or ugly and really poor. I don't see what you're going for.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:08 pm to soccerfüt
Obviously personality. If you choose any of the others, you're choosing at least one more either directly or by default.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:18 pm to soccerfüt
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E. Be Impotent and/or No Dicked with no chance of it get fixed/remedied
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:21 pm to soccerfüt
"That about sums it up for me."
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:23 pm to LSUAlum2001
quote:
The correct answer is impotence.
You can frick all the bitches you want without consequence.
I don't think you know what impotence means. It isn't the same thing as infertile. It means you can't get your dick up.
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