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re: Need some fatherly/grandfatherly advice from the OT

Posted on 3/22/18 at 3:35 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 3:35 am to
Congrats on the sex with your stalker. Don't tell her where you live.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:02 am to
Fat chick voluntarily taking a walking class is red flag #1 on your story being fake.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5101 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:03 am to
quote:

Don't tell her where you live.

Oh, she knows. She knows.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65555 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:12 am to

You've managed to get through page 1 without anyone seeing the obvious.

You. Swiped. Right.

So to say this is anything less than fabricated is, well, bullshite. Accept her for what she is and don't belittle this girl.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
123980 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:35 am to
Well well well

Look who it is
Posted by Knuckle Checkin Baw
Sonic
Member since Sep 2017
514 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:42 am to
I'm sure by fat you mean chubby and yes chubbies are the best fricks. There can't be an argument that a tiny girl with boy hips and mosquito tits is better than a curvy big titted goddess. Especially if they have a huge bush.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 4:43 am
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:42 am to
insomnia real bad tonight. restless.



quote:

can't be an argument that a tiny girl with boy hips and mosquito tits is better than a curvy big titted goddess.
i really hate this place.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 4:47 am
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 4:42 am to
OP, best to cut ties unless you like fatties.

Besides, how fat is she? Baby powder fat?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:27 am to
quote:

2 hours later, I am catching my breath from one of the best fricks I've ever had.


Sounds like you're fat too.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17282 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:36 am to
quote:

2 hours later, I am catching my breath from one of the best fricks I've ever had


You are young. Stop fricking fat chicks.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7829 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:41 am to
Subtle "I'm no longer a virgin thread"
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56078 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:47 am to
If you’re lucky, those pounds appeared because she’s a great cook.

If it’s Diet Coke and Fast Food induced poundage, your life just drove into the trailer park.
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2675 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:48 am to
Sounds like you are in denial to the fact that you are just in to fat chicks. Congrats on figuring out your fetish!
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
13841 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 5:58 am to
quote:

robust girl on tinder(First red flag)


My best advice is to learn to put a space between the last word and the parenthetical content that follows. WTF? You did that throughout the post.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:08 am to
How fat are we talking here. Some girl who put on the freshman 15 or Wilford Brimley talking directly to her with the diabeetus commercials.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89380 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:15 am to
Who in the hell says fat chicks are better in bed?

Eventually she will kill you, get out while you can.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32493 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:17 am to
Good news youngbuck
You had sex and it seems to have been good sex. If she’s a beefy gal, you keep her in your back pocket while chasing a keeper.

Bad news, she might be crazy.

When she asks, you are not the relationship type. Y’all met on tinder not eharmony or some shite. But keep pounding for now. Mopeds are fun as long as no one catches riding it. Enjoy yourself youngster
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7829 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:33 am to
quote:

If she’s a beefy gal, you keep her in your back pocket while chasing a keeper


Solid advice.

quote:

she might be crazy


Almost solid advice. I'll rephrase... She is absolutely crazy. Maybe even the squat and squeeze type.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6743 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:35 am to
quote:

Man, the fatties can give great head. Let her suck you dry for a little while and bring her to a buffet every once in a while. Show you appreciate it.


Now that sounds more logical. Reminds me of something I did 15 years ago, except back then it was called adult Friend finder. Also, I didn't eff the heffer, didn't really know she was a heffer until she got there. I went to plan B, and after a little hanging out, skull fricked her. She didn't stay long after that and I absolutely never spoke or heard from her again. Moral of the story is that fatties give great head, so don't waste a good opportunity if the conditions are right, specifically anonymity. OP seems to have screwed this one up.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 6:41 am
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4758 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:37 am to
I rode a moped once. In all honesty, it was probably the best ride I've ever had. But, I had to hit it and quit it. Which is what I would suggest you do.
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