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Need some fatherly/grandfatherly advice from the OT
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:28 am
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:28 am
Hey guys, I'm still kind of new to Tigerdroppings but with that in mind I have quickly picked up on the fact that everyone states that the only good frick is from a fat chick.
With that in mind, I'm in the middle of midterms week and wake up this morning to getting super liked by a rather robust girl on tinder(First red flag). Of course, the nice college guy in me decided to send a simple "hey" to her since she superliked me. Fast forward to around 3 in the afternoon today. She begins to flirt and start to send pictures of herself with no prompt from the good studious college kid I am(Red flag #2). I think of what the OT would want me to do and begin to wonder, is the OT right? Are fat chicks the only good fricks in this world??? So I decided to knock my fat chick virginity off in the name of science.
Around 9pm I head over to her place to "study" and within 10 minutes she has already begun to trick me to her bed(Red flag #3, should it really be that easy???). 2 hours later, I am catching my breath from one of the best fricks I've ever had. She then rolls over and looks at me straight faced and said she was in my walking class(Easy blow off class for me, her well we know why she's there. Red flag #4). I had no earthly idea until then we were in the same walking class.
This is where I need the fatherly/grandfatherly advice of the OT. Do I continue my relations with the heffer since it is great sex, or do all of the red flags and her being in my walking class make me cut this girl off.
Also are you really sure you want to see pics... this is a very bad new low for me..
With that in mind, I'm in the middle of midterms week and wake up this morning to getting super liked by a rather robust girl on tinder(First red flag). Of course, the nice college guy in me decided to send a simple "hey" to her since she superliked me. Fast forward to around 3 in the afternoon today. She begins to flirt and start to send pictures of herself with no prompt from the good studious college kid I am(Red flag #2). I think of what the OT would want me to do and begin to wonder, is the OT right? Are fat chicks the only good fricks in this world??? So I decided to knock my fat chick virginity off in the name of science.
Around 9pm I head over to her place to "study" and within 10 minutes she has already begun to trick me to her bed(Red flag #3, should it really be that easy???). 2 hours later, I am catching my breath from one of the best fricks I've ever had. She then rolls over and looks at me straight faced and said she was in my walking class(Easy blow off class for me, her well we know why she's there. Red flag #4). I had no earthly idea until then we were in the same walking class.
This is where I need the fatherly/grandfatherly advice of the OT. Do I continue my relations with the heffer since it is great sex, or do all of the red flags and her being in my walking class make me cut this girl off.
Also are you really sure you want to see pics... this is a very bad new low for me..
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:30 am to YungBuck
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I have quickly picked up on the fact that everyone states that the only good frick is from a fat chick.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 1:37 am
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:31 am to YungBuck
Bookmarked for a morning read. Don't disappoint me, OT.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:31 am to YungBuck
Congrats on the secks.
But abort mission dawg.
Also this is probably all bs but nonetheless.
ETA: skimmed through this and missed the fat chick bit. I'll take my congrats back good sir.
But abort mission dawg.
Also this is probably all bs but nonetheless.
ETA: skimmed through this and missed the fat chick bit. I'll take my congrats back good sir.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 2:21 am
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:33 am to YungBuck
Wrap it up baw! sounds like you got a stage 5 clinger there
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:35 am to YungBuck
She will 100% take a baseball bat to your car in the near future. Enjoy getting your dick wet in the meantime, though.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:36 am to YungBuck
Good news is that you just had a slumpbuster. You should ace those midterms with no problem.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:39 am to YungBuck
Keep hitting it man. You give a fat chick even a little attention and you can pretty much get it whenever you want. You won’t even have to bring her out or anything like that. Super easy. 
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:41 am to YungBuck
You rode a moped. It was fun. Do NOT tell your buddies. 20 years from now you can brag that yes, you went hogging once.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:41 am to YungBuck
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Hey guys, I'm still kind of new to Tigerdroppings but with that in mind
You’ve come to the right place.
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I have quickly picked up on the fact that everyone states that the only good frick is from a fat chick.
No man, just no.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:41 am to Pechon
Problem is it wasn't really a slumpbuster... More just a bad impulse
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:55 am to YungBuck
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Of course, the nice college guy in me decided to send a simple "hey" to her since she superliked me.
Nah, unless she has solid investing potential (I.E. I buy her a gym membership and ride that pony until she's thinner) then I'm out.
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Are fat chicks the only good fricks in this world
Nope. Girls from broken homes.
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I am catching my breath from one of the best fricks I've ever had.
Was it your breathing or was she just breathing so loudly you confused it for your's?
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Do I continue my relations with the heffer since it is great sex, or do all of the red flags and her being in my walking class make me cut this girl off.
Cut your losses now.
1. You don't wanna be caught be your boys plowing a heffer
2. You don't wanna all of a sudden have a clinger walking by you every class.
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Of course, the nice college guy in me decided to send a simple "hey" to her since she superliked me. Fast forward to around 3 in the afternoon today. She begins to flirt and start to send pictures of herself with no prompt from the good studious college kid I am
Also no pics, but I need the convo in full so I can submit it for in-depth analysis.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:58 am to YungBuck
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She then rolls over and looks at me straight faced and said she was in my walking class(Easy blow off class for me, her well we know why she's there. Red flag #4). I had no earthly idea until then we were in the same walking class.
WTF is a walking class?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 2:00 am to YungBuck
Also wait are you still in bed with her or did you nut and run?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 2:05 am to YungBuck
Man, the fatties can give great head. Let her suck you dry for a little while and bring her to a buffet every once in a while. Show you appreciate it.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 2:06 am to DirtyDawg
Nut and run. No way I'm staying at a heffer's place..
Posted on 3/22/18 at 2:40 am to YungBuck
What does your mom think you should do?
I don’t know if I would end it but I certainly wouldn’t let my friends find out
Film her next time and post it on the internet
I don’t know if I would end it but I certainly wouldn’t let my friends find out
Film her next time and post it on the internet
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 2:42 am
Posted on 3/22/18 at 2:49 am to Walt OReilly
you need to calm down.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 2:50 am to YungBuck
Sounds to me like you knocked your virginity off.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 3:13 am to YungBuck
I am pretty surprised at a few things here:
1) you are actually getting good advice from the OT on this, and
2) there is such thing as ‘walking class’. What kind of horseshite, crip course is this?
And here’s my advice. I don’t know HOW you do it bc that is going to take some tact and I would need more details on this situation than you gave, but you need to peaceful GTFO of this right now without anyone knowing.
It sounds like this girl is looking for a relationship and the more you hook up with her, the harder it will be to end it. And the more uncomfortable things will be in your walking class (seriously... wtf?).
Also, for motivation, your stock will drop with the hot girls if your name get attached to this big un.
And, no, fat girls aren’t the the best sex in my experience. A girl who is desperate to impress you is. Sounds like you have The Kavorka, so you should be able to find that.
1) you are actually getting good advice from the OT on this, and
2) there is such thing as ‘walking class’. What kind of horseshite, crip course is this?
And here’s my advice. I don’t know HOW you do it bc that is going to take some tact and I would need more details on this situation than you gave, but you need to peaceful GTFO of this right now without anyone knowing.
It sounds like this girl is looking for a relationship and the more you hook up with her, the harder it will be to end it. And the more uncomfortable things will be in your walking class (seriously... wtf?).
Also, for motivation, your stock will drop with the hot girls if your name get attached to this big un.
And, no, fat girls aren’t the the best sex in my experience. A girl who is desperate to impress you is. Sounds like you have The Kavorka, so you should be able to find that.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 3:15 am
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