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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by Anton7
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:11 pm to
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I tried to bring her flowers once and she laughed at me.
If she's laughing at your attempt to show that you have feelings for her do you really need her to tell you what she thinks of the relationship? You should have bent her over and used those flowers to spank her with....after sex, of course.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:12 pm to
Karate lessons
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:14 pm to
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You should have bent her over and used those flowers to spank her with....after sex, of course.


Legit.

You and that dog in your av know some stuff.
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:16 pm to
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I tried to bring her flowers once and she laughed at me


What a bitch. Get her 50 shades of gray and a pair of handcuffs.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:25 pm to
So long story short...you're in love with a whore?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:29 pm to
just ask her if she'd like to go to dinner for vday
Posted by Anton7
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
1135 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33880 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:31 pm to
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We might just be best friends with benefits.


Sex toy
Posted by Awful Me
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
292 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:36 pm to
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Stop fudging it up, jackass. You're FWB. Text her on Saturday and see if you can PIIHB or if she will STULDB.




WTF STULDB?
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
Member since Nov 2009
2829 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Need an ambiguous Valentine's Day gift idea


No you don't. No gift required
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6605 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:46 pm to
Good commentary and put things in perspective... Thank you all and I continue to welcome other feedback.

We cook for each other all the time and that would require us to make plans in advance for tomorrow night (which would be awkward because it is valentine's day).

This is the plan I am going with unless someone else comes up with something better:

-Go grocery shopping tonight in the event that when we talk tomorrow about plans for the weekend that I can casually offer to make dinner at my place (but the dinner will be a little nicer than usual).

-Also, we do enjoy getting last minute cheap seats and going to concerts together (as a lot of major acts come through here). She's been eyeing Lady Antebellum in March (which I could care less about). A vendor offered me two tickets and is dropping them off this afternoon. I'll literally keep them in my back pocket and play it by ear tomorrow if I casually present them to her on a day that also happens to fall on Valentine's Day.

-I'll stay away from the card. I gave her a nice one with an ornament and an iPad accessory (great suggestion at Christmas for an ambiguous relationship gift from the OT - hence why I returned). She gave me a small gift (cheap cuff links) without a card then.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:59 pm to
Seriously though, you obviously are in love with her and want more. She wants to treat you as a casual frick buddy because it allows her to frick other guys. Does this attitude toward sex not bother you - if she comitted to you, do you not worry that she would frick around on you? I guess I'm just old fashioned when it comes to women screwing multiple guys.
Posted by Anton7
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
1135 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:06 pm to
Do you both wear the same size dress?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28140 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:10 pm to
If you aren't trolling, you better hope NoHo steps in.

She can give you good advice. It will probably be the same as mine, but she'll say it nicer.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4154 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:28 pm to
Get her a new boat.
Posted by Benw225
Member since Feb 2013
944 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:48 pm to
Butthole lube. I hear its quite in style this time of year
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4154 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:52 pm to
Get her a bottle of lube and a card that says "i want to piiyb"
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