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re: Need an ambiguous Valentine's Day gift idea...
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:11 pm to UncleLester
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:11 pm to UncleLester
quote:If she's laughing at your attempt to show that you have feelings for her do you really need her to tell you what she thinks of the relationship? You should have bent her over and used those flowers to spank her with....after sex, of course.
I tried to bring her flowers once and she laughed at me.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:14 pm to Anton7
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You should have bent her over and used those flowers to spank her with....after sex, of course.
Legit.
You and that dog in your av know some stuff.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:16 pm to UncleLester
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I tried to bring her flowers once and she laughed at me
What a bitch. Get her 50 shades of gray and a pair of handcuffs.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:25 pm to UncleLester
So long story short...you're in love with a whore?
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:29 pm to UncleLester
just ask her if she'd like to go to dinner for vday
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:31 pm to UncleLester
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We might just be best friends with benefits.
Sex toy
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:36 pm to Tornado Alley
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Stop fudging it up, jackass. You're FWB. Text her on Saturday and see if you can PIIHB or if she will STULDB.
WTF STULDB?
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:38 pm to UncleLester
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Need an ambiguous Valentine's Day gift idea
No you don't. No gift required
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:46 pm to Awful Me
Good commentary and put things in perspective... Thank you all and I continue to welcome other feedback.
We cook for each other all the time and that would require us to make plans in advance for tomorrow night (which would be awkward because it is valentine's day).
This is the plan I am going with unless someone else comes up with something better:
-Go grocery shopping tonight in the event that when we talk tomorrow about plans for the weekend that I can casually offer to make dinner at my place (but the dinner will be a little nicer than usual).
-Also, we do enjoy getting last minute cheap seats and going to concerts together (as a lot of major acts come through here). She's been eyeing Lady Antebellum in March (which I could care less about). A vendor offered me two tickets and is dropping them off this afternoon. I'll literally keep them in my back pocket and play it by ear tomorrow if I casually present them to her on a day that also happens to fall on Valentine's Day.
-I'll stay away from the card. I gave her a nice one with an ornament and an iPad accessory (great suggestion at Christmas for an ambiguous relationship gift from the OT - hence why I returned). She gave me a small gift (cheap cuff links) without a card then.
We cook for each other all the time and that would require us to make plans in advance for tomorrow night (which would be awkward because it is valentine's day).
This is the plan I am going with unless someone else comes up with something better:
-Go grocery shopping tonight in the event that when we talk tomorrow about plans for the weekend that I can casually offer to make dinner at my place (but the dinner will be a little nicer than usual).
-Also, we do enjoy getting last minute cheap seats and going to concerts together (as a lot of major acts come through here). She's been eyeing Lady Antebellum in March (which I could care less about). A vendor offered me two tickets and is dropping them off this afternoon. I'll literally keep them in my back pocket and play it by ear tomorrow if I casually present them to her on a day that also happens to fall on Valentine's Day.
-I'll stay away from the card. I gave her a nice one with an ornament and an iPad accessory (great suggestion at Christmas for an ambiguous relationship gift from the OT - hence why I returned). She gave me a small gift (cheap cuff links) without a card then.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:59 pm to UncleLester
Seriously though, you obviously are in love with her and want more. She wants to treat you as a casual frick buddy because it allows her to frick other guys. Does this attitude toward sex not bother you - if she comitted to you, do you not worry that she would frick around on you? I guess I'm just old fashioned when it comes to women screwing multiple guys.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:06 pm to UncleLester
Do you both wear the same size dress?
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:10 pm to UncleLester
If you aren't trolling, you better hope NoHo steps in.
She can give you good advice. It will probably be the same as mine, but she'll say it nicer.
She can give you good advice. It will probably be the same as mine, but she'll say it nicer.
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:48 pm to UncleLester
Butthole lube. I hear its quite in style this time of year
Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:52 pm to UncleLester
Get her a bottle of lube and a card that says "i want to piiyb"
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