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re: Need advice to get my girlfriend back
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:01 pm to SgtPepper21
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:01 pm to SgtPepper21
Follow these instructions CAREFULLY:
Start by going through Saban's trash can, finding something he actually touched that you can hold rectally. Insert item, using a broom handle to park it securely in colon. Steal a brand new Charger and drive around Brian Dennehey Stadium chanting "I love my sister" making 1 lap for each natty you claim, both real and imaginary.
If she's not waiting when you get home, well, then time to pull out the big guns: empty your checking account, coffee can, piggy bank, etc, place the funds in a burlap sack and head to Birmingham. Be sure your houndstooth tatoo is clearly visible to the receptionist in Mr. Sankey's office.
Your welcome.
Start by going through Saban's trash can, finding something he actually touched that you can hold rectally. Insert item, using a broom handle to park it securely in colon. Steal a brand new Charger and drive around Brian Dennehey Stadium chanting "I love my sister" making 1 lap for each natty you claim, both real and imaginary.
If she's not waiting when you get home, well, then time to pull out the big guns: empty your checking account, coffee can, piggy bank, etc, place the funds in a burlap sack and head to Birmingham. Be sure your houndstooth tatoo is clearly visible to the receptionist in Mr. Sankey's office.
Your welcome.
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:06 pm to SgtPepper21
TLDR PIIHB
This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:09 pm to Sidicous
quote:
Horse With No Name
Stay off the drugs and don't end up in a van down by the river.
This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:10 pm to SgtPepper21
quote:
I want her back so badly it fuels my sobriety and she won’t even talk to me.
Your sobriety is a you issue, dont put that on somebody else. It's to much pressure and gives you a built in excuse to use again.
This is tough love but only you can control what you put in your body, what lies you tell, if your a shithead or not. Man up and stay sober.
This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:26 pm to HerkFlyer
quote:Rather the van than to be Working in a Coal Mine
Horse With No Name
Stay off the drugs and don't end up in a van down by the river.
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:30 pm to SgtPepper21
Is this so sort of advertisement for that tianna shite youare hooked on?? How many people googled tianna after reading your post????
Posted on 11/15/18 at 12:04 am to SgtPepper21
OP, does this pic make you sweat?
Posted on 11/15/18 at 1:05 am to SgtPepper21
Make her feel special.
Find a way to tell her in these exact words, "If I can't have you, then no one will."
Find a way to tell her in these exact words, "If I can't have you, then no one will."
Posted on 11/15/18 at 3:52 am to SEClint
You will forever be an addict. It doesn't go away
Posted on 11/15/18 at 3:59 am to SgtPepper21
Tried NA? 13th step is a cure
In all honesty, when someone gets sober they cling to anything from the past. It is better to move on for many reasons. I know it is hard but is best for both of you.
In all honesty, when someone gets sober they cling to anything from the past. It is better to move on for many reasons. I know it is hard but is best for both of you.
This post was edited on 11/15/18 at 4:01 am
Posted on 11/15/18 at 5:30 am to Bama and Beer
The way my doc explained it to me makes a lot of sense for me personally.
I’ve never had a problem quitting smoking, I quit drinking. Pain pills can turn a non addict into an addict because of the mental pain they go through. He asked if I think about cigarettes or alcohol I told him no he asked how long that took I said maybe a month. He said after 3 months if I focus on improving my life I won’t think about opiates. I don’t even know the person I was becoming so I knew I had to make a change. I’ve worked harder at this than anything I’ve ever done.
I’ve never had a problem quitting smoking, I quit drinking. Pain pills can turn a non addict into an addict because of the mental pain they go through. He asked if I think about cigarettes or alcohol I told him no he asked how long that took I said maybe a month. He said after 3 months if I focus on improving my life I won’t think about opiates. I don’t even know the person I was becoming so I knew I had to make a change. I’ve worked harder at this than anything I’ve ever done.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 5:36 am to SgtPepper21
You started out by not trusting her enough to let her make her own decision on whether or not to stay with you by lying to her about who you were and what you were going through.
Now you are trying to ignore the decision she has obviously made to move on from you.
You need to do what you haven't done yet. Make sure that she knows everything and let her decide for herself what she wants to do with that information. If you are the answer then great... if not you have to respect that decision. You really can't blame her.
Now you are trying to ignore the decision she has obviously made to move on from you.
You need to do what you haven't done yet. Make sure that she knows everything and let her decide for herself what she wants to do with that information. If you are the answer then great... if not you have to respect that decision. You really can't blame her.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 6:51 am to SgtPepper21
Is Kratom really that good?
Posted on 11/15/18 at 6:57 am to SgtPepper21
Date rape drugs
Posted on 11/15/18 at 7:02 am to SgtPepper21
quote:
ended up buying this shite from a gas station
A family friend of ours (middle upper class) has a 22 yr old son who buys some shite from these shady gas stations, once he smokes it he will fall out in the floor and foam at the mouth.
Kid was arrested 28 times in 1 1/2 years and went to rehab 4-5 times.
Frick This Crap
Posted on 11/15/18 at 7:03 am to SgtPepper21
2/10
Posted on 11/15/18 at 7:11 am to SgtPepper21
don't call, don't text, don't think about her. she'll be calling in about 2 months. good luck.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 7:37 am to SgtPepper21
quote:
I went and got help and she stayed with me. I live in Alabama and I ended up buying this shite from a gas station and got hooked instantly. It’s called tianaa
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:03 am to SgtPepper21
quote:
advice to get her back? Letting go isn’t what I’m looking for here.
stop drinking, smoking, coffee and drugs.
Learn a trade.
Maybe then.
Posted on 11/15/18 at 8:05 am to SgtPepper21
I assume you are both young.
You both sound like you are from middle class or higher backgrounds. To me, you need to respect her and let her go. Your addiction was so important to you that it drove her away. She is probably very level headed and looking to be with someone more stable. Even if you are sober now, you showed her something that she can't and won't accept as a part of the history of a person she choses to give herself to and possibly make a future.
Sorry. Live and learn.
You both sound like you are from middle class or higher backgrounds. To me, you need to respect her and let her go. Your addiction was so important to you that it drove her away. She is probably very level headed and looking to be with someone more stable. Even if you are sober now, you showed her something that she can't and won't accept as a part of the history of a person she choses to give herself to and possibly make a future.
Sorry. Live and learn.
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