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re: Nastiest thing you've ever seen or heard of.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:19 am to JunkInUrTrunk
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:19 am to JunkInUrTrunk
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open latrines in ft benning in the heat of summer. about 50 holes in a box with about a 10 foot drop to the rolling maggot pit below. worse than dead body smell
Been there done that, early 80s. It was horrible but what could you do?
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:23 am to forkedintheroad
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Two females.
One beverage container.
have heard of this but WILL NEVER watch it.
I have seen a lot of nasty things irl but for the sake of those with weak stomachs, I'll not share them.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:28 am to DiamondDog
That’s why they invented the use of the 3 seashells.


Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:39 am to DiamondDog
A certain community activist spends his free time between campaigns and city council, & schoolboard meetings trolling OF wanting a threesome - 2 guys and a girl. I wonder how many Kangs and Kweens have made it happen for him? That would be nasty!
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:42 am to DiamondDog
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Need to go purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:07 am to tigernurse
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I have seen a lot of nasty things irl but for the sake of those with weak stomachs, I'll not share them.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:14 am to DiamondDog
Worst thing I’ve ever smelled was a grease trap in the sink at Papa John’s in Athens that had apparently never been cleaned. Literally made me gag and I thought I was going to throw up.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:15 am to Jimmyboy
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I saw a person tie a string around his dyck then chop it off on the internet too. Something called the pain Olympics?…anyone remember that crap? Was it real?
It was a convincing fake
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:25 am to Chad504boy
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When in Rome
What happens in Rome…
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:35 am to fr33manator
the short list minus the details:
1. severely infected scrotum with the sack literally sloughing off
2. extremely overweight woman who needed a foley catheter (tube inserted into urethra - pee hole- to drain urine) - required 5 other nurses to lift up the fat so I could get to the vaginal area to visualize and clean prior to insertion of foley- only to be met with a stream of brown fluid with undigested corn in it flowing out of the vaginal canal.
3. HUGE Abdominal abscess that ruptured and drained so much purulent pus, it soaked through several blankets- and was still draining.
1. severely infected scrotum with the sack literally sloughing off
2. extremely overweight woman who needed a foley catheter (tube inserted into urethra - pee hole- to drain urine) - required 5 other nurses to lift up the fat so I could get to the vaginal area to visualize and clean prior to insertion of foley- only to be met with a stream of brown fluid with undigested corn in it flowing out of the vaginal canal.
3. HUGE Abdominal abscess that ruptured and drained so much purulent pus, it soaked through several blankets- and was still draining.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:40 am to tigernurse
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tigernurse
More stories!! More details!
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:44 am to SallysHuman
a lot of the things I have seen include ppl putting things in orifices that are not designed to hold such objects.
ppl LOVE putting things in their butts. and it is usually middle-aged white men. buncha freaks I tell ya.
ppl LOVE putting things in their butts. and it is usually middle-aged white men. buncha freaks I tell ya.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:47 am to tigernurse
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ppl LOVE putting things in their butts. and it is usually middle-aged white men. buncha freaks I tell ya.
Ok...
1. Biggest thing pulled from a booty
2. Weirdest thing pulled from a booty
3. Funniest excuse that is not tripped and fell
4. Do y'all return the objects to the patients?
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:49 am to tigernurse
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the short list minus the details:
Necrotizing fasciitis of the labia.
That's definitely a top 1 or 2.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:50 am to DiamondDog
I grew up on a cattle farm. We had a collie who helped us herd cows. One of them had a calf and the dog brought the afterbirth onto the back porch, ate it, and then vomited. Extremely gross!
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:56 am to LRB1967
Dog related... Sally my Golden was full of worms as a puppy- having to clean up barf and poop off my floors with live worms still a'wigglin' was gross as hell. 
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:57 am to DiamondDog
If you’ve ever used one of these on your kid and seen the results. Definitely in my top 10

Posted on 10/19/25 at 9:08 am to SallysHuman
quote:
1. Biggest thing pulled from a booty
2. Weirdest thing pulled from a booty
3. Funniest excuse that is not tripped and fell
4. Do y'all return the objects to the patients?
Answers:
1. 12" wooden spool / chair rung out of a college age boy's rectum.
2. see #1. lol... honorable mentions are full size shampoo bottles, vibrators that had been in the rectal vault >48 hours, and cucumbers
3. Man presented to er with severe abdominal pain - stating a couple of days prior to ER visit, he was 'hunting in the woods and had to take a dump- and proceeded to wipe with a stick" - only to discover via CT that he actually inserted said stick so far up and into his rectum it perforated his colon. - he became septic and ended up dying from sepsis actually.
***PSA for the hunters- be careful out there and take you some dude wipes.
4. I am not sure if said objects were returned to the patient- these were all removed in the OR. Except the stick- ole baw didn't bring it in with him.
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