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re: Nastiest thing you've ever seen or heard of.

Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:19 am to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4770 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:19 am to
quote:

open latrines in ft benning in the heat of summer. about 50 holes in a box with about a 10 foot drop to the rolling maggot pit below. worse than dead body smell


Been there done that, early 80s. It was horrible but what could you do?
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36203 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:23 am to
quote:

Two females.
One beverage container.


have heard of this but WILL NEVER watch it.

I have seen a lot of nasty things irl but for the sake of those with weak stomachs, I'll not share them.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13142 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:28 am to
That’s why they invented the use of the 3 seashells.


Posted by SisOfSam
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2018
167 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:39 am to
A certain community activist spends his free time between campaigns and city council, & schoolboard meetings trolling OF wanting a threesome - 2 guys and a girl. I wonder how many Kangs and Kweens have made it happen for him? That would be nasty!
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62621 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:42 am to
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Need to go purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23719 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:03 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133291 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:07 am to
quote:

I have seen a lot of nasty things irl but for the sake of those with weak stomachs, I'll not share them.



Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19137 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:14 am to
Worst thing I’ve ever smelled was a grease trap in the sink at Papa John’s in Athens that had apparently never been cleaned. Literally made me gag and I thought I was going to throw up.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39844 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:15 am to
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I saw a person tie a string around his dyck then chop it off on the internet too. Something called the pain Olympics?…anyone remember that crap? Was it real?



It was a convincing fake
Posted by jasonbr1975
Member since Sep 2024
1123 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:25 am to
quote:

When in Rome

What happens in Rome…
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36203 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:35 am to
the short list minus the details:

1. severely infected scrotum with the sack literally sloughing off

2. extremely overweight woman who needed a foley catheter (tube inserted into urethra - pee hole- to drain urine) - required 5 other nurses to lift up the fat so I could get to the vaginal area to visualize and clean prior to insertion of foley- only to be met with a stream of brown fluid with undigested corn in it flowing out of the vaginal canal.

3. HUGE Abdominal abscess that ruptured and drained so much purulent pus, it soaked through several blankets- and was still draining.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19141 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:39 am to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13814 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:40 am to
quote:

tigernurse


More stories!! More details!
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36203 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:44 am to
a lot of the things I have seen include ppl putting things in orifices that are not designed to hold such objects.

ppl LOVE putting things in their butts. and it is usually middle-aged white men. buncha freaks I tell ya.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13814 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:47 am to
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ppl LOVE putting things in their butts. and it is usually middle-aged white men. buncha freaks I tell ya.


Ok...

1. Biggest thing pulled from a booty

2. Weirdest thing pulled from a booty

3. Funniest excuse that is not tripped and fell

4. Do y'all return the objects to the patients?
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
12586 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:49 am to
quote:

the short list minus the details:

Necrotizing fasciitis of the labia.

That's definitely a top 1 or 2.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22904 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:50 am to
I grew up on a cattle farm. We had a collie who helped us herd cows. One of them had a calf and the dog brought the afterbirth onto the back porch, ate it, and then vomited. Extremely gross!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13814 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:56 am to
Dog related... Sally my Golden was full of worms as a puppy- having to clean up barf and poop off my floors with live worms still a'wigglin' was gross as hell.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33061 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:57 am to
If you’ve ever used one of these on your kid and seen the results. Definitely in my top 10

Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36203 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 9:08 am to
quote:

1. Biggest thing pulled from a booty

2. Weirdest thing pulled from a booty

3. Funniest excuse that is not tripped and fell

4. Do y'all return the objects to the patients?


Answers:

1. 12" wooden spool / chair rung out of a college age boy's rectum.

2. see #1. lol... honorable mentions are full size shampoo bottles, vibrators that had been in the rectal vault >48 hours, and cucumbers

3. Man presented to er with severe abdominal pain - stating a couple of days prior to ER visit, he was 'hunting in the woods and had to take a dump- and proceeded to wipe with a stick" - only to discover via CT that he actually inserted said stick so far up and into his rectum it perforated his colon. - he became septic and ended up dying from sepsis actually.

***PSA for the hunters- be careful out there and take you some dude wipes.

4. I am not sure if said objects were returned to the patient- these were all removed in the OR. Except the stick- ole baw didn't bring it in with him.
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