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re: NASA satellite from 80’s will be crashing down tonight. Odds of getting hit 1-9,400
Posted on 1/8/23 at 12:37 pm to Fat and Happy
Posted on 1/8/23 at 12:37 pm to Fat and Happy
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If you saw what it looked like when it comes down, you would realize that it was never in outer space.
Well, first of all it was in near space orbit, not "outer" space. Second, what is something supposed to look like that has been in space (outer or otherwise)?
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There is an Air Force unit that retrieved them and the pictures of the ones that fall are comical
Comical how? Like an alien drew pictures of dicks on them?
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Posted on 1/8/23 at 12:42 pm to SUB
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That can’t be right. Those are some pretty good odds.
These are the same mathematicians that are doing the climate change models.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 12:43 pm to RougeDawg
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So about 850,000 people on Earth will get hit by this satellite.
It's a good start.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 1:03 pm to BowDownToLSU
What a way to find out a lot of people are going to die.
I should have known this site would be first to break it.
I should have known this site would be first to break it.
This post was edited on 1/8/23 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 1/8/23 at 1:38 pm to BowDownToLSU
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NASA satellite from 80’s will be crashing down tonight. Odds of getting hit 1-9,400
HEADS UP EVERYONE!!
(Oh wait -- it's not what you think)
A supposed "crash" warning AND ridiculous 9400-1 Odds of fallen debris / smooshed casualties?? What are the odds that this is one more delicious two-fer goobermint 'FEAR PORN ALERT!!'?
So again...NO "17,000 MPH orbits". NO 5,400 lbs titanium / steel "Satellite". (The gondola Payload may actually be quite heavy.)
SPEAKING OF Odds: "Satellites" = BALLOON flotation devices inflated with Helium - with gondola-like "payloads" attached? 99.99% . The solar panels provide power / navigation and whatever onboard remote device is being commandeered.
Heavier payloads (once the balloons pop on these things) represent the only actual "danger". SOME have crashed into houses. Search engine are CONSTANTLY scrubbing this content, FWIW.
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The satellite was launched aboard the Challenger in 1984 by Sally Ride, the first US woman in space.
*smdh* Sooooo frickin' absurd. From 1984 no less
NASA philosophy:
"Meh. We're already lying big. This is one of our small ones. But scaring the sh*t out of the pods?? Bwaaahaaa!!! We LOVE this! We can hardly wait until we can do our 'ALIEN INVASION!' thang!"
> 
These Mylar balloon "satellites" were represented by NASA and by the USSR (see 'Sputnik') as "whirling, orbiting steel balls" big in the 1950s and early 1960s.
Even 'The Truman Show' tried giving away "the secret":
> Caution: THE TRUTH on "Satellites" (5 minutes)
Don't believe me (no, most don't anyway, lol), so research this stuff yourselves, folks.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 1:40 pm to Fat and Happy
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If you saw what it looked like when it comes down, you would realize that it was never in outer space.
There is an Air Force unit that retrieved them and the pictures of the ones that fall are comical
Amen, bruh.
This whole thing is an illusion / reality that so many just are not willing to accept.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 2:23 pm to BowDownToLSU
Feel like this could have been planned better
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:19 pm to BowDownToLSU
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1 in 9,400
To hit me or any human?
Big difference
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:25 pm to northshorebamaman
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Odds of getting hit 1-9,400
Those are the same odds that a married man has getting laid tonight.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:28 pm to BowDownToLSU
My Peruvian neighbor just came home with 25 gallons of water.
This post was edited on 1/8/23 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:50 pm to BowDownToLSU
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and took measurements relating to the ozone to help track climate health and weather patterns, according to the agency.
The 80's version of climate bullshite scam
Wonder what congressman made some cash on this satellite
Posted on 1/8/23 at 3:52 pm to BowDownToLSU
that dude who set that number never wagers.
for his dumfuvk number to work about a million people would need to be hit with a shard if not the whole damn thing.
its worse odds the swac champ wins the ncaa hoops 2023.
for his dumfuvk number to work about a million people would need to be hit with a shard if not the whole damn thing.
its worse odds the swac champ wins the ncaa hoops 2023.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 4:53 pm to Basura Blanco
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Comical how? Like an alien drew pictures of dicks on them?
This commentary is exactly what keeps me coming back to this site.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 5:14 pm to everytrueson
I need some tin for my chicken shed. Where's it landin?
Posted on 1/8/23 at 5:34 pm to MardiGrasCajun
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While the Department of Defense estimated the 5,400-pound satellite would return at about 6:40 pm EST on Sunday, give or take 17 hours, other companies like Aerospace Corp. predict the satellite will show up on Monday morning with a 13-hour margin of error, according to The Associated Press.
Is this a joke?
New DEI NASA mathumuhticians hard at work. Life challenges will make up for capability in order to bring our institutions to a higher place.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 6:00 pm to ThatMakesSense
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My Peruvian neighbor just came home with 25 gallons of water.
Does he not have running water?
Posted on 1/8/23 at 6:53 pm to BowDownToLSU
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Odds of getting hit 1-9,400
That’s the odds of the Earth being hit by a chunk that doesn’t burn up. Chicken doesn’t allow us to type enough numbers to correctly state our personal odds of being hit.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 6:56 pm to BowDownToLSU
Was the satellite vaxxed? During a classified space walk?
Posted on 1/8/23 at 7:10 pm to LSU alum wannabe
330,000,000,000 earthlings X 1 / 9400 ~ 35,000,000 people hit with shrapnel. Put on a helmet!
Posted on 1/9/23 at 5:22 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Was the satellite vaxxed? During a classified space walk?
It's dying and falling, isn't it?
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