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re: NASA just sent the wrong command to Voyager 2.. now comms are lost

Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:24 am to
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
13340 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:24 am to
What makes more sense, the fact that what you say is true and yet the same group is capable of the frickup in the op or that all of it is bullshite anyway? Genius and ineptitude in the same building(which doesnt instill much faith in our belief system) or farce all around? Evidence has gradually began to align with farce. We can't even figure out how huge, seemingly basic structures like the pyramids were constructed or why yet we have spent trillions trying to figure out what's going on in the sky that we can't even touch or see ourselves. We trust what others see and illustrate for us. That doesn't seem smart knowing what we know of our leaders.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:51 am to
much like the moon landing, this is all being filmed on a sound stage in Nevada.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11507 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:43 am to
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How do you frick up something so important? Surely everyone double, triple checks their work… right?


This is from the same agency that screwed up conversions between Metric and Imperial units and let a Mars Orbiter crash into the planet in the late 1990’s.

Fun fact, data transmission rates between the Voyager probes are so slow that the average speed is 160 bits per second. And on top of that, it takes 22/23 hours for data to reach the craft or send back data. You could send the wrong data up like in this case and not realize it for 2 days.

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37942 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 4:14 am to
Those lunar reflectors got up there by themselves huh
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 4:35 am to
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Somewhere there’s an old voyager engineer shaking his head at what NASA has become

Yeah, back in his days NASA employees just forgot to convert units from imperial to metric and blew up the entire thing
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 4:37 am to
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We can't even figure out how huge, seemingly basic structures like the pyramids were constructed

We have a very good idea how they were constructed, it just would be dumb to say we know with 100% certainty because we don't have video evidence to prove it
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50871 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 5:31 am to
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15763 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 5:45 am to
The Voyager program is still the best bang for buck program ever initiated. IMO.

They don't built them like that anymore.

Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92504 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:01 am to
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NASA is out of contact with the interstellar probe until at least Oct. 15


Sounds like the probe is getting a break from his wife and is none too unhappy about the nice little break.

Strip clubs, poker err’night, maybe some hookers n blow
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
48016 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:22 am to
PAGING!! - "Is there an interpreter in the house?? - emergency bullshite translation needed on 3rd floor."
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13884 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:28 am to
as long as it wasn't some boring 50 something year old white engineer giving the correct instructions.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17340 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:32 am to
I’d like to think the real reason is an alien is fricking with us like we did with our dads and his tv antenna.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 6:32 am to
Surprised it wasn't blamed on interstellar climate change.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72766 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:08 am to
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Movie plot:

Lowly black women numbers crunchers rebel against the NASA patriarchy and shift Voyager 2 back into proper allignment
Adding LBGQRSTUV aspects to them is moar 2023.

You’ll be a better “human”.
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:14 am to
Tradesmen of the world shitting on NASA engineers. I love the Internet.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3395 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:16 am to
It’s sad because if NASA wasn’t super focused on woke politics we could probably have gotten surface pictures of Neptune by now
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6989 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:17 am to
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How do you frick up something so important? Surely everyone double, triple checks their work… right?


You must not work in IT
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
26098 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:18 am to
quote:

She gets her groove back, AGAIN


How Inter-Stella got Her Groove Back?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
900 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:18 am to
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What happens if those aliens shoot it down between now and Oct? Then what?


We're going to have to send someone to recover the black box.
Posted by Klondikekajun
Member since Jun 2020
1440 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 7:19 am to


quote:

NASA is only interested in one thing now. Space is secondary.


Wait…. Didn’t Obama say that NASA’s mission was all about Muslims?
Interesting to see those two worlds collide…

WSJ
This post was edited on 8/1/23 at 7:29 am
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