re: NASA has not watched Jurassic Park

You have to have this mission like the shows Real World or Big Brother

That space-bathroom is going to be nasty.

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to avoid astronauts having sex

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this will stop them from having sex!

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The only way to guarantee no sex in space is only send married couples.

that cannot be the true reason for putting this group together, can it?

Let’s count the number of ways this can go wrong:

1) At least one of the women goes full fledged Jack Torrence on the other 3 (this is a guarantee if the others on this list don’t take place/in conjunction with others on this list).
2) There would always be at least one person late for the initial launch.
3) They wouldn’t put up with NASA’s fashion protocol for two years.
4) They don’t know how to drive the ship.
5) They get lost on the way to Mars.
6) They estimate that Mars is twenty times further than it actually is.
7) They go behind NASA’s back and bring pointless bullshite on board, thus there’s a miscalculation in the amount of weight to fuel ratio on launch, and thus they are unable to return.
8) They starve themselves not being able to eat the crappy food.
9) They can’t land the damn ship in a proper parking space.
10) They’ll all kill themselves backstabbing each other trying to be the first person to step foot on Mars regardless what the initial agreement was.
11) They miss the return launch window doing their make-up to look good for the cameras.
12) They overload the spacecraft with rocks and thus die on return launch.
13) They take a shortcut on the way back that leads them to Jupiter.
14) One bitch lights a cigarette.
15) If they somehow make it through all this, the women would be so passive agressive with each other at this point that they fight upon entering the Earth’s atmosphere and we have another Challenger Explosion.

I’m sorry, but men have to be involved in the Mars Mission. Give them a vasectomy and freeze their sperm for all I care to ensure they don’t impregnate their colleagues, but there’s no way in hell a Mars Mission would be successful if there was nothing but women involved.

They all look like trannies.