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re: Myrtle Beach Prostitution Bust

Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:28 am to
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:28 am to
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People paid to have sex with THAT?! WTF?!


At the very most a "$5 love you long time, G. I."
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7147 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:30 am to
I'm guessing the only guy that would hit that would be an armless man. No one could be that desperate. I would choose my hand covered in 80 grit sand paper any day over that sea hag.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
13966 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:42 am to
Well, guess I will cancel my weekend trip.
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2982 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:50 am to
"Taking ol' one eye to the optometrist" has a couple meanings here.
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2485 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:55 am to
The girl with one eye could really have a great business in the zombie fetish arena.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:58 am to
How the frick did drugs do that to her eyes
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10201 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:00 pm to


Come on guys, would you frick her just for the story?

I don't think any of you are man enough to tame this piece. You know she's seen it all.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:03 pm to
I honestly don't think I could get hard for her so no and frick having that story to tell I can't imagine having that level of shame on my mind
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61585 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:11 pm to


It's just the mug shot camera. I'm pretty sure when she's all dolled up she could make a great Marilyn manson.

Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

You know she's seen it all.


Well at least 1/2 anyway
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120110 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:25 pm to
Who the hell would pay to have sex with any of those women?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16653 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:28 pm to
I'd give her a nickel
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13885 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:28 pm to
I always wondered where Alice Cooper went. He sort of fell off the map. All this time, he was right there in Myrtle Beach.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83112 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:29 pm to

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83112 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:30 pm to
Instead of jail, the judge should order the johns to frick those prostitutes.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
41611 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:31 pm to
put a bag over her head and cut out a mouth hole
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10201 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Instead of jail, the judge should order the johns to frick those prostitutes.


With the lights on.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44888 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:32 pm to
They all have the meth acne
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56529 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

put a bag over her head and cut out a mouth hole




The dental damage of meth actually turns into an advantage in this scenario!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120110 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:35 pm to
There are probably more women of that quality who are willing to screw any dude for free than there are on the street corner charging people.
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