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re: My wife is preganant with our first child and she's on my case about everything!

Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:53 am to
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:53 am to
It'll taper off in about 40 years.
Posted by Langston
Member since Nov 2010
7685 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:53 am to
quote:

we've started negotiations for #3


Don't do it, you may end up with 3 and 4. I gave in to #2 and we had twins. Got my plumbing fixed before they were out of the hospital.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77720 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:54 am to
quote:

we've started negotiations for #3


You son of a bitch. You assured me that you were NOT bringing anymore of your spawns into the world.

shite!
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2067 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:54 am to
Just support her best you can and deal with it. Pregnancy harmonies are intense. Just wait until the baby is born. The first six months are rough. Good Luck!
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:55 am to
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You son of a bitch. You assured me that you were NOT bringing anymore of your spawns into the world.

shite!


i should have cut my nuts when I had the chance
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

My wife is on my case about everything!



Welcome to my world.



Get into fishing and hunting alone. It's the only way to have peace for a moment.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77720 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:58 am to
And you blow hard on here like you are in charge...Mrs. Fin is running that ship...no doubt!

I need to talk to her...text me her cell #. Thanks.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:00 am to
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yellowfin
Did Wink-enstein have hers yet?
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:01 am to
Thanks everyone! For the advice and the laughs - glad i found this site
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32446 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

who wants to frick a fat chick?


I don't frick fat chicks either but pregnant sex is off the hook. I can tell you've never done it.
Posted by lacajun069
franklinton
Member since Sep 2008
2198 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:11 am to
Hell have no fury like a woman pregnant in Louisiana during the summer time.

just roll with it as it gets better.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42506 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:11 am to
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congrats man


we've started negotiations for #3


Thanks, it took a lot of convincing for me to agree to have #2 because of my age. But she's younger and wanted to have another so I figured why not. Plus I got to have sex one last time....
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:12 am to
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Did Wink-enstein have hers yet?




not that I know of


why does everyone ask me?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37026 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:12 am to
quote:

does this ever end or do I have 16 more years of hell before the impending divorce?
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42506 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:13 am to
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Don't do it, you may end up with 3 and 4. I gave in to #2 and we had twins.


This is what I am afraid of. Twins run in my wife's family. It skips generations and we are up to bat. I fully expect two heartbeats when we go in for our ultrasound in a month or so.
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 10:15 am
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:16 am to
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why does everyone ask me?
You know why
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:16 am to
Few more weeks.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77736 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:17 am to
Get deployed like I did. shite was awesome.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179940 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:18 am to
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i should have cut my nuts when I had the chance


late is not what its too.
Posted by FlipNDipN
Marietta, OH (ES LPT)
Member since Jan 2015
573 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 10:19 am to
Just put a bag on your mule. Then she won't be bitching at you later. Problem solved.....Or learn to pull out and dump it on her stomach!!!! Problem solved again....
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