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re: My wife is preganant with our first child and she's on my case about everything!
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:59 am to joeking
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:59 am to joeking
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does this ever end
LMFAO....
You basically will have a life of it now bro. You are just adding new ingredients to your lifetime supply of hell.
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Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:00 am to Chad504boy
Just turn her on her side at night and tap that pregnant P baw...
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:02 am to sjmabry
It will get better in 19 years
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:04 am to joeking
My wife is about halfway through pregnancy and I think she's nicer than ever. She hasn't been sick or anything at all
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:05 am to joeking
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does this ever end or do i have 6 more months of hell?
There is another human inside of her that is making her entire system change from it's preexisting course. At the end of the 9 months, her vagina is going to rip open (or her abdominal cut open) and something the size of a watermelon is going to come out of her. You get your arse to store and get her some fricking ice cream! She wants the house clean, clean the house. Rub her back, wash the clothes, make her a sandwich!
However difficult you think this is, raising a child is much more demanding. Best lessons on being a father you can get is by taking care of your giant wife. (never, ever admit that she is anything other than beautiful. Repeat after me... "You are all baby.") I'd cook my wife dinner, hold her hair while she puked it up, then drive to Arby's at 2 am to get cheese sticks. I got a ton of sex though so looking back I might have had ulterior motives...
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:05 am to joeking
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does this ever end or do i have 6 more months of hell?
It never ends.
I mean, never, not 6 months, never!
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:10 am to joeking
she has raging hormones
there's a book on the female brain on amazon, worth a look if only to read the reviews
hang on, gonna be stormy weather for a while
there's a book on the female brain on amazon, worth a look if only to read the reviews
hang on, gonna be stormy weather for a while
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:12 am to joeking
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does this ever end or do i have 6 more months of hell?
That's 2 separate questions and the "or" does not belong.
Answers:
1. No, it never ends until one of you dies or she finds a new man.
2. Yes, you have 6 more months of hell. Then it begins again.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:14 am to joeking
It gets way worse after the birth. Consider this pre-season
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:20 am to Jake88
OP, it's a shite sandwich and you're just gonna have to man - up and take a big bite.
You will hit the eye of the storm here and there...like the 2nd trimester "frickmenows"
If you get those texts asking if you can swing home for lunch, don't miss out. Trust me.
You will hit the eye of the storm here and there...like the 2nd trimester "frickmenows"
If you get those texts asking if you can swing home for lunch, don't miss out. Trust me.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:27 am to joeking
quote:
does this ever end or do i have 6 more months of hell?
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:33 am to joeking
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does this ever end or do i have 6 more months of hell?
When you have your second one, it gets worse, because they worry about the current child and all the other shite on top of being preggo with another child with more stuff to stress over. Get use to it.
BTW, 2nd little Kracka....due in 8 months.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:39 am to joeking
Doesn't really get any better for a while man. Soon, her nose will spread and every smell will disgust her. She will continue to be moody, emotional as her hormones run wild. The fatigue will make things worse as she will only want to lay around all day. Then, she will be moody because she's uncomfortable and start to hate you because you have destroyed her body due to the weight gain. It sucks
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:40 am to Kracka
My wife is seven months pregnant with our first child. I never knew one person could cry so much. Some weeks she is good, then others its like I am living with a pregnant grizzly. 
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:42 am to joeking
Work late and mow the lawn a lot
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:44 am to joeking
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does this ever end or do i have 6 more months of hell?
Nah it ends man.
When you die
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:45 am to joeking
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does this ever end
No, it doesn't. ever.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:47 am to Mr. Wayne
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something the size of a watermelon is going to come out of her
You must come from a fat family
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:48 am to Kracka
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When you have your second one, it gets worse, because they worry about the current child and all the other shite on top of being preggo with another child with more stuff to stress over. Get use to it.
congrats man
we've started negotiations for #3
Posted on 9/10/15 at 9:53 am to yellowfin
My son is 6, girl is 5 weeks. Just plan on playing second fiddle for a while. We have it easy, by now every man should know how to shrug off crazy. Deal wit it.
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