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Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:44 pm
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3773 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:44 pm
So at work I'm talking to a lady I work with. Her phone goes off and she checks the message. A look of pure disgust comes across her face.
So I ask her what's wrong and she proceeds to tell me that there's a guy she's been seeing off and on for a while. She texts him early asking him what he was up to.


His reply to her was a video of him masturbating.



Holy shite.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42600 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:45 pm to
cool 3000th post bro
Posted by NeverRains
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
3031 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:46 pm to
Would have been better if the story had the two genders switched.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:47 pm to
That's how most guys respond to texts asking loaded questions.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151554 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:47 pm to
Only thing I see wrong with this story is you being a nosey arse


A lady's phone goes off and you think it's a good idea to question why??

I bet you asked to see the video. Should have just gotten your bf to send you your own dick pics
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:47 pm to
welp, if you want to bone her, you know what not to do...
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:48 pm to
How is this shocking? Isn't this common place? Any sign of a chick being into you, send a snap chat of your dick.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1533 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

That's how most guys respond to texts asking loaded questions.


I see what you did there...
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4151 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:51 pm to
Pics?


Edit: of said coworker
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 7:52 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:10 pm to
What was he wearing?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151554 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

tylerlsu2008


Why would you quote someone else, but reply to me?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:22 pm to
I call bullshite.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22018 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:26 pm to
Did you axe her to watch it?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:40 pm to
Is that not cool? Asking for a friend.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:25 pm to
I picture an old ratty couch, guy with a prison build,silver neckless and tattoos, big grin on his face just flogging the dolphin with arrogance knowing this chick is throwing up inside but yet deeply inside her she wants to go meet him and be his slab of raw hot meat all day to be used again and again. That dirty whore
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 9:39 pm
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