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My robovac ran over dog shite
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:31 pm
Apparently my dog had an accident in the middle of the night. Robovac is set to clean each morning at 7:00. I walk downstairs to shitpocolypse. There is no "shite detector" on these machines to make them stop. This happens to everyone, right? I feel like I need to call in Servpro, or sell my house.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:33 pm to flyAU
At least the vac didn't bang your wife.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:34 pm to flyAU
Teach your dog not to shite on the floor. Seems like you aren't really worried about that, which means it was going to happen anyways.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:34 pm to flyAU
Now you have to buy a wet or dry robovac to clean up the mess 
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:35 pm to flyAU
These exist for a reason burn it and collect the insurance but from a safe distance of course.


Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:38 pm to flyAU
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my dog had an accident
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:39 pm to flyAU
I hate it for you, but that post was hilarious.
in popeye's, everybody was looking at me.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:42 pm to flyAU
I have to pick one to punish.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:50 pm to flyAU
The one on your left looks like a turd. Let him have it!
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:50 pm to flyAU
Pup on the left did it and that look on its face says “frick you, wait until tonight. I’ll piss on the Christmas tree.” That’s an angry dog....
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:51 pm to flyAU
The only thing I don’t miss after I had to put my dog down...
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:52 pm to flyAU
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:53 pm to The Boat
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At least the vac didn't bang your wife.
Elon Musk is working on this upgrade as we speak
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:01 pm to flyAU
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Apparently my dog had an accident in the middle of the night. Robovac is set to clean each morning at 7:00. I walk downstairs to shitpocolypse. There is no "shite detector" on these machines to make them stop. This happens to everyone, right?
No, because we're not dumb enough to have ours automatically go off if we have pets or children.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:02 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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No, because we're not dumb enough to have ours automatically go off if we have pets or children.
Your children make a habit of shitting on the floor too?
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