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My robovac ran over dog shite

Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:31 pm
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:31 pm
Apparently my dog had an accident in the middle of the night. Robovac is set to clean each morning at 7:00. I walk downstairs to shitpocolypse. There is no "shite detector" on these machines to make them stop. This happens to everyone, right? I feel like I need to call in Servpro, or sell my house.

Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10133 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:32 pm to
Train yo ghetto arse dog
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178343 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:33 pm to
At least the vac didn't bang your wife.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64684 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:34 pm to
Teach your dog not to shite on the floor. Seems like you aren't really worried about that, which means it was going to happen anyways.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:34 pm to
Now you have to buy a wet or dry robovac to clean up the mess
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:35 pm to
These exist for a reason burn it and collect the insurance but from a safe distance of course.

Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62167 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

my dog had an accident


Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:39 pm to
I hate it for you, but that post was hilarious. in popeye's, everybody was looking at me.
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:42 pm to


I have to pick one to punish.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:43 pm to
Merry Christmas!
Posted by BengalBen
Midwest
Member since May 2008
2501 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:50 pm to
The one on your left looks like a turd. Let him have it!
Posted by KingClearview
In da ‘Tree
Member since Dec 2018
82 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:50 pm to
Pup on the left did it and that look on its face says “frick you, wait until tonight. I’ll piss on the Christmas tree.” That’s an angry dog....
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:51 pm to
No pic? Liar
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34788 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:51 pm to
The only thing I don’t miss after I had to put my dog down...
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 12:52 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39239 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:51 pm to
They’re both cats.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:52 pm to
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people .
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

At least the vac didn't bang your wife.


Elon Musk is working on this upgrade as we speak
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Apparently my dog had an accident in the middle of the night. Robovac is set to clean each morning at 7:00. I walk downstairs to shitpocolypse. There is no "shite detector" on these machines to make them stop. This happens to everyone, right?

No, because we're not dumb enough to have ours automatically go off if we have pets or children.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41382 posts
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:02 pm to
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No, because we're not dumb enough to have ours automatically go off if we have pets or children.



Your children make a habit of shitting on the floor too?
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