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My puppy just drank a glass of bourbon and ate a slice of pizza
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:00 pm
My plate and beverage was left unattended.
Poor little bastard is passed out.
Lightweight.
Eta: corrected title for the most contrarian poster on the site.
Poor little bastard is passed out.
Lightweight.
Eta: corrected title for the most contrarian poster on the site.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 10:03 pm
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:01 pm to X123F45
I'd like to see a puppy drink a slice of pizza.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:01 pm to X123F45
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ETA: erased post due to Rando's accolade.
ETA: erased post due to Rando's accolade.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:03 pm to Bustedsack
You're better than him.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:03 pm to X123F45
Don’t leave your old lady unattended. He will get that next.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:03 pm to X123F45
Did you get shitfaced and vomit up pizza that the furry little fricker lapped up?
Is this like baby birds and shite?
Is this like baby birds and shite?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:04 pm to X123F45
May want to take him to an emergency vet if there is one open in your area
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:04 pm to X123F45
Congrats on the dead puppy
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:05 pm to X123F45
Sounds like a better night than I’m having.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:05 pm to Rouge
He's 60lbs or so.
He'll be alright. Got maybe a finger of bourbon. Only basil haydens
He'll be alright. Got maybe a finger of bourbon. Only basil haydens
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:05 pm to X123F45
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:07 pm to X123F45
Depending on the size of the your puppy and the glass of bourbon, you may soon be in the market for a new dog.
The good news is that puppy sized holes are easier to dig.
The good news is that puppy sized holes are easier to dig.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:08 pm to X123F45
you realize for his size, a glass of bourbon, even just a shot or two worth, is equivalent to you drinking a whole 5th 
your dogs no light weight, he did good
your dogs no light weight, he did good
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:08 pm to X123F45
I brought a pizza home the other day and ate half then ran to the gas station down the road to get a drink and came back to see my dog on the counter licking up the last bit that was left. Pissed but it was my fault. I've also caught him in the pantry before with his head inside a bag of Cheetos. Little frick loves junk food.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:10 pm to X123F45
You drink bourbon with pizza? That doesn't sound right to me.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:12 pm to White Roach
Bourbon and water goes great with everything. From child birth to chocolate cake.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:12 pm to X123F45
Sick bro
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:32 pm to X123F45
How big is the dog? Might wanna crate him overnight and tomorrow morning in case he wakes up with a hangover and starts throwing up
ETA: saw post above with 60 lbs. Think he’ll be fine except maybe a case of doggy liquor shits
ETA: saw post above with 60 lbs. Think he’ll be fine except maybe a case of doggy liquor shits
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:42 pm to X123F45
Pizza I believe; bourbon I do not.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:43 pm to X123F45
Better call the vet just for your own pizza mind.
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