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re: My friend recently found his 16 y/o daughters near beer stash.

Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:22 am to
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:22 am to
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A 16 year old drinking non alcoholic beer is very strange

My guess is she and her friends got some to be “cool” and drink it around friends. They might be afraid of the real deal. She’s probably holding the stash for the group and keeping her friends out of it.

There are a lot of things that are worse that she could be doing but be sure to tell her potential consequences of early drinking like reducing academic performance and not being able to go to her first choice of college, DUI, leads to other dumb choices she wouldn’t make when sober, weight gain, etc.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:22 am to
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she's better off chugging mouthwash.


Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38843 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:23 am to
Can 16 year olds legally buy non alcoholic beer?
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
953 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:25 am to
If anyone drinks beer for the taste you have to be an alcoholic! Beer is nasty AF. It's an acquired taste from day one! If you say you loved the way it tasted the very first time you tried it, your special.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9734 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:25 am to
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It's fake beer but if u drink enough u can little buzzed is his claim.


no you cant
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133132 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:27 am to
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It's fake beer but if u drink enough u can little buzzed is his claim.



I'd be more concerned about her getting fat if she is drinking enough o'douls to get drunk


It's basically kombucha
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25044 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:28 am to
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Can 16 year olds legally buy non alcoholic beer?
Google says depends on the state. In LA, no….but in quite a few other states they can
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88190 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:28 am to
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no you cant


don't know about now but when that stuff first started becoming popular there was a minuscule amount of alcohol in it, but there's also a minuscule amount of arsenic in dates
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28443 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:30 am to
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She says she drinks it for the taste.


Yeah, okay, Paislyannaleigh.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:30 am to
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no you cant


Depending on the brand , a teen could absolutely drink enough to catch a buzz if they were so inclined. NA beer can legally have up to 0.5% ABV.
This post was edited on 12/30/24 at 9:31 am
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
1449 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:30 am to
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It was a couple of cases. She says she drinks it for the taste.


Sounds like she was hiding some White Claws or Nutrls to me. Did you misinterpret what the father was telling you?
Posted by RAB
Member since Aug 2019
1595 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:31 am to
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I’m was drinking my arse off at 16, as we’re most of my friends. Most of us turned out ok.


Most? What happened to the others? Intervention and a lifetime of AA? Prison? Dead?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88190 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:32 am to
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What happened to the others? Intervention and a lifetime of AA? Prison? Dead?


can't keep up with everybody, baw
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29182 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:36 am to
A 12 oz non-alc beer has at most 1.78 ml of ethanol. A regular beer has say 17.8 ml of ethanol. You'd need to shotgun 10 beers in a few minutes.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
88582 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:37 am to
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A 12 oz non-alc beer has at most 1.78 ml of ethanol. A regular beer has say 17.8 ml of ethanol. You'd need to shotgun 10 beers in a few minutes.


And that doesn't sound like something a teen could decide to do?
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
38115 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:37 am to
What the hell is this post? Did you hit it with her?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129053 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:41 am to
She should be drinking high noons

If she is drinking beer for taste she is getting mmmmcreampied on the reg
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88190 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:42 am to
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If she is drinking beer for taste she is getting mmmmcreampied on the reg


fact!
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88582 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:42 am to
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If she is drinking beer for taste she is getting mmmmcreampied on the reg
This reference will never not be funny.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9763 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 9:47 am to
Does she snort cocaine for the smell?
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She says she drinks it for the taste.
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