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re: My dad's 3 unpardonable sins (sure to get whupped)

Posted on 3/26/26 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
9534 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 2:26 pm to
All three of us grew up believing the rule of the “tool box”

We were a military family, growing up between Tokyo, Honolulu and Langley.

We were Show and Tell for his commands on how to act.

I got hit by a car my Senior year of High School. Not my fault….but was always introduced the rest of his life. “This is my oldest son Ray. Still a work in process, hasn’t learned to look both ways before crossing the street.”
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24848 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 2:48 pm to
I worked nights at a lab for a short period. The manager hated the night crew and would put the thermostats as low as they would go. We froze, and any nurses that came down to get blood would always complain how cold it was. At first we would put ice molded in shape of the glass case around the thermostats so they wouldn't come on. I got tired of that and just broke the case and every replacement thereafter. He eventually got fired.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50470 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 2:49 pm to




LOVE YOU PAPA !!
Posted by GeauxTigahs92
Member since Sep 2019
501 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 2:55 pm to
Thou shall take the garbage to the road twice a week. If not, thou shall grow up be a worthless human being and will end up working on the garbage truck instead of just taking the can to the road.
Posted by Drewco
Member since Jan 2020
194 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 3:33 pm to
There is never a right way to hold a flashlight for him.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1469 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 3:47 pm to
Your Dad is a just man. These should be universal.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
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Posted on 3/26/26 at 3:50 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 4:56 pm
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
21899 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 3:59 pm to
We didn't have A/C but my dad still raised hell, even in the summer, if you went in or out the door too many times.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93248 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 4:56 pm to
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I could bonk the wall next to the thermostat and make it come on. I would then get in bed with my head under the vent. Yes, that's how fricking hot my parents kept our house.


yep. sundays after church in the summer..we'd get 10 cent hamburgers from totos then sit in the FREAKING SUN in his car with the windows down waiting for the public library to open at 2pm.

then we entered the hallowed halls of EDEN; my dad always said the library was the coldest building in town and in my 80 degree house growing up, those were the words of Soloman.

i think i read every kid book in that library. i would grab a book and go find a cold corner in one of the rooms and sit and read for 2 hours.
This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 4:58 pm
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3674 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:07 pm to
Never, ever complain about what Mama or grandmother put on the table.

Never leave dirty towels laying on bathroom floor nor any dirty clothes laying around anywhere.

Never, positively ever back talk mother, teacher, or any adult. Death would follow if said offense occurred.

Daddy was a combat Marine who fought Japanese three years in the S. Pacific. He raised us accordingly.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1632 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:10 pm to
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Thou Shalt not post every dumb thought on tigerdroppings


Thou is a fig
Posted by MsandLa
in the L.P.
Member since Jan 2009
7505 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:13 pm to
Though shall not go and drink beer and get drunk on a Saturday night as a teenager. You shall be woken up by 0630 to go do yard work. Rakes, shovels and push mower already waiting on you.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1950 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 7:06 pm to
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And had zero patience for teaching me how to throw a ball or a rope.


Who needs to be taught how to throw a ball? You sound like a whiny baby so I don’t blame your dad. He was probably embarrassed your lack of athleticism.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15074 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 7:11 pm to
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Quit letting the bought air out, close the door.


I have noticed in the 13 years of having children, their favorite place to be in the entire world is in the middle of an open doorway.

Either hot air is getting in, warm air is getting out, or the mosquitoes are getting in. Close the damn door.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21887 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:43 pm to
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My dad actually installed one of the those boxes around the thermostat so we wouldn't adjust it.



I did this after we built our new house when my kids were preteens. We have two A/Cs one for downstairs and another for up stairs. They’d have one set on cool and the other on heat, our own front in the living room.
This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 10:44 pm
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15011 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:52 pm to
1) Thou shall not roll your eyes at him...

2) Thou shalt not fight with your brother in the back seat.

3) Thou shalt not make him tell you something twice.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37878 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 1:57 am to
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My dad's 3 unpardonable sins


My dad had a few. They weren't as biblical as yours, but powerful nonetheless.

Here are 2 mistakes that I only made once because they resulted in real life belt-to-arse:

1) Acted up when we went to visit other people's houses.

2) That one time when I was like 12 and was feeling smug enough to back-talk my mom.

Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8013 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 4:17 am to
Thou shalt not enjoy life at all. Haven’t talked to him in years.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21336 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:17 am to
We had central AC, but I did not even know how to use a thermostat until I left home for college. Had never touched one.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
14019 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:20 am to
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My dad actually installed one of the those boxes around the thermostat so we wouldn't adjust it.

same. Of course I figured how to pick that lock.

I could list a page of shite but easier just to say:
Thou shall not do what I did
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