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My cousin symbolizes everything is wrong with internet dating
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:41 pm
4 year old picture
Said she didn't smoke (she does)
Said she doesn't use drugs (daily pot smoker)
Said she believes in god (is an atheist)
Said she has athletic figure (she is slightly overweight)
said she wants kids (she doesn't)
And of course she complains about the guys she gets matched with.
No pics.
Said she didn't smoke (she does)
Said she doesn't use drugs (daily pot smoker)
Said she believes in god (is an atheist)
Said she has athletic figure (she is slightly overweight)
said she wants kids (she doesn't)
And of course she complains about the guys she gets matched with.
No pics.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:44 pm to Hawkeye95
I thought that was the point of internet dating
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:44 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:and you symbolize everything wrong with the OT
No pics.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:44 pm to Hawkeye95
Are you looking for sympathy because you were friend zoned by your cousin?
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:45 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
symbolizes
Usually involves pictures
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:45 pm to C
quote:
Are you looking for sympathy because you were friend zoned by your cousin?
no.
She isn't bad looking.
I just thought this was funny.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:45 pm to Hawkeye95
Had to find out all those things the hard way, eh?
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:46 pm to Hawkeye95
Says she doesn't frick on the first date (she does)
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:46 pm to VermilionTiger
quote:
Had to find out all those things the hard way, eh?
she is by far my smartest relative too. She is absolutely brilliant, but at the same time a serious dumbass.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:50 pm to Hawkeye95
Her worst feature is she's related to you.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:50 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
She isn't bad looking.
So you find her attractive?
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:54 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
No pics
Are you sure... I'd love to see this trailer park queen.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:55 pm to PoppaD
quote:
Are you sure... I'd love to see this trailer park queen.
I would be flabbergasted if she has ever been to a trailer park.
Her parents are loaded, and she has 3 degrees with elite schools. She also speaks 7 languages.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:56 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
She isn't bad looking.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:57 pm to PoppaD
My favorite is when a woman says "no hookups" on their profile, and has a picture of them in lingerie.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 5:15 pm to Hawkeye95
Yet you fricked her anyway
Posted on 3/31/16 at 5:18 pm to Hawkeye95
You're giving Hawkeye from mash a bad name. BOO THIS MAN
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 5:19 pm
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