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My cousin symbolizes everything is wrong with internet dating

Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:41 pm
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:41 pm
4 year old picture
Said she didn't smoke (she does)
Said she doesn't use drugs (daily pot smoker)
Said she believes in god (is an atheist)
Said she has athletic figure (she is slightly overweight)
said she wants kids (she doesn't)

And of course she complains about the guys she gets matched with.



No pics.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:43 pm to
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No pics.


Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10509 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:44 pm to
I thought that was the point of internet dating
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:44 pm to
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No pics.
and you symbolize everything wrong with the OT
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
28293 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:44 pm to
Are you looking for sympathy because you were friend zoned by your cousin?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66993 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:45 pm to
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symbolizes

Usually involves pictures
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:45 pm to
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Are you looking for sympathy because you were friend zoned by your cousin?


no.

She isn't bad looking.

I just thought this was funny.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39423 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:45 pm to
Had to find out all those things the hard way, eh?
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:46 pm to
Says she doesn't frick on the first date (she does)
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:46 pm to
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Had to find out all those things the hard way, eh?


she is by far my smartest relative too. She is absolutely brilliant, but at the same time a serious dumbass.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50935 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76153 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:50 pm to
Her worst feature is she's related to you.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:50 pm to
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She isn't bad looking.


So you find her attractive?
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5376 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:54 pm to
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No pics


Are you sure... I'd love to see this trailer park queen.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:55 pm to
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Are you sure... I'd love to see this trailer park queen.


I would be flabbergasted if she has ever been to a trailer park.

Her parents are loaded, and she has 3 degrees with elite schools. She also speaks 7 languages.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27179 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:56 pm to
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She isn't bad looking.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:57 pm to
My favorite is when a woman says "no hookups" on their profile, and has a picture of them in lingerie.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10258 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 5:15 pm to
Yet you fricked her anyway
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17204 posts
Posted on 3/31/16 at 5:18 pm to
You're giving Hawkeye from mash a bad name. BOO THIS MAN
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 5:19 pm
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