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re: My brother in-law is dating a stripper

Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19135 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:20 pm to
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Well, she was hired from her stripping job to become the head of the Louisiana State Board of Private Security Examiners, and then got busted selling drugs


FYI, if that's her, this is the fine citizen that was giving her the pipe before she went back to stripping. Your BIL is getting sloppy seconds from that guy.



This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 1:28 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22747 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:21 pm to
Remind him that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3201 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:25 pm to
Was BigMeat 306 taken?
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
7042 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
10433 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:38 pm to
Wrap it
Get tested regularly
Make sure shots are up to date
Posted by Death Before Disco
Member since Dec 2009
6440 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:40 pm to
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this gal?
The OT is undefeated.
Posted by deernaes
Member since Dec 2019
724 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:41 pm to
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My brother in-law is dating a stripper...
What's some advice I should give ole boy?

What does your sister think about that?
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Ghost of Bob Horner
Somewhere between Atlanta & Athens
Member since Jul 2023
410 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:44 pm to
Don't let her sit on your furniture.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27574 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:44 pm to
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What's some advice I should give ole boy?


When she says "she's going to work" at 10 pm, it ain't always at the club.

If she will strip for $1.00 she will screw for $100.00
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19135 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:48 pm to
Yes, she's gone back to her roots dancing at the Crazy Horse in Port Allen.
Posted by Bayou Warrior 64
Member since Feb 2021
726 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:51 pm to
C'mon you know the rules......
Pictures are required! Hahaha
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
47669 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:52 pm to
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What's some advice I should give ole boy?


Can't turn a ho into a housewife.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41281 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:52 pm to
Strippers are like guns, the first rule is to have fun. Safety comes second
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2378 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:53 pm to
I'm dating a former stripper. She's come a long way since her days at the titty bar.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88427 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:54 pm to
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I'm dating a former stripper. She's come a long way since her days at the titty bar.



always one brass pole from getting back to that, baw


ETA: I've flown with a few flight attendants that strip on the side, they can be fun on layovers, but that's as far as it goes, well maybe taking them out on the boat is okay
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
5379 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:00 pm to
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What's some advice I should give ole boy?

there are some things that penicillin cant kill...
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20696 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:04 pm to
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Wear multiple condoms, get tested often and do NOT get emotionally involved.

Don't risk finishing in them guts. Invest in DNA testing when the inevitable happens. Refuse to be put on birth certificate until results are provided.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:07 pm to
Fun until you run out of money and/or jump out a window so you don’t get shot
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26029 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:10 pm to
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What's some advice I should give ole boy?

Lord loves a workin' man.
Never trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
7016 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:11 pm to
There are rules... Down vote.
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