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re: My beautiful Christmas
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:06 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:06 pm to chinhoyang
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Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:07 pm to Lee to Toliver
I just figured you guys would automatically share your stories. It was such a nice day yesterday for all this filth to be on this website.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:11 pm to mark_from_BR
Did you say your folks live in Tuscaloosa?
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:12 pm to mark_from_BR
Listen up you knuckle-dragging, sister-fricking, slack-jawed, sackless excuse for a gump.
No one asked about your Christmas with your nonexistent inbred family. Probably a dozen teeth between you. Christmas cheer is over. So take your pajamaed arse back to the Bama board. We don't want you here.
No one asked about your Christmas with your nonexistent inbred family. Probably a dozen teeth between you. Christmas cheer is over. So take your pajamaed arse back to the Bama board. We don't want you here.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:14 pm to mark_from_BR
You should let your wife visit them sometime. Being a fellow Bammer, I'll be a nice guy and take care of her while she's here. Make her feel right at home and I promise she won't miss you at all.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:16 pm to mark_from_BR
Go brag on tidefans, don't know why you thought anyone here would give a damn about some Alabama fan's Christmas
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:40 pm to mark_from_BR
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Each year, we take a family picture outside in matching pajamas.....something my wife thought was cute and had us start doing years ago.
Your wife sounds creative.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:42 pm to mark_from_BR
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Yesterday morning my wife let me and the children sleep in while she made breakfast. She cooked bacon and pancakes, my favorite breakfast. As our dog woke me up, I saw a letter on my nightstand from my wife. She wrote how thankful she is of me and how much she loved me. After we all ate breakfast, I watched our children open up their Christmas gifts. It's such a delight to see the joy in their eyes on a great day. Each year, we take a family picture outside in matching pajamas.....something my wife thought was cute and had us start doing years ago. It makes me feel good to see my wife happy with me and the children. I love them so very much and they love me as well. I know I'm new to Tiger Droppings, but I just wanted to share my blessed Christmas morning with you guys. A loving, devote wife and amazing children is all a man needs in life. Those who are married with children know how fun it is to be a family man. I work hard during the week, but love coming home to a kiss on the cheek and love in the home.
Women often leave such letters and do things out of guilt. Despite being raging whores when you're gone, they feel the need to overcompensate when you're home. Trust me, I know.
Sincerely,
Jody
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:50 pm to mark_from_BR
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I respect LSU though. They have built a great program over the years.
Gtfo
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:59 pm to SmackoverHawg
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Women often leave such letters and do things out of guilt. Despite being raging whores when you're gone, they feel the need to overcompensate when you're home. Trust me, I know.
Tru dat, I had an in-law figure this out wednesday morning.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:59 pm to mark_from_BR
Sounds like your estrogen treatments have really started to take hold. Congrats on your transformation to womanhood.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 7:16 pm to mark_from_BR
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My friend at work always talks about this website, so I decided to make an account and interact
What's your friend's TD name?
Why do you continually say You Guys instead of y'all if you were raised in Tuscaloosa?
Walt was extremely nice to you. Do you work with any women that would be a sure thing for some stank on his hangdown?
How big of a girl is your wife? I have a reason for asking.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 8:41 pm to mark_from_BR
You're Ned Flanders IRL, aren't you? Busted.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 8:58 pm to Hangit
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Why do you continually say You Guys instead of y'all if you were raised in Tuscaloosa?
Good point. "you guys" is a dead give away for a yankee.
She's got a baw on the side. This dude wears a tampon. Every woman...every single one...wants a real man. Don't believe the touchy feely, "I want someone I can talk to" shite. They want a hairy arse, testosterone producing, manape to ravage them and protect them. They check knuckles to baw.
This post was edited on 12/26/15 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:00 am to fr33manator
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This post was edited on 12/27/15 at 9:40 am
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:03 am to mark_from_BR
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mark_from_BR
Hey! frick your Christmas!
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:45 am to trom83
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What is with all the hatred? I have been completely polite on this message board.
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trom83
Hey Mark
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:53 am to trom83
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What is with all the hatred? I have been completely polite on this message board.
Wrong persona. Come back as Markman.
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