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re: My beautiful Christmas

Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:06 pm to
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Posted by mark_from_BR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2015
47 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:07 pm to
I just figured you guys would automatically share your stories. It was such a nice day yesterday for all this filth to be on this website.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13770 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:11 pm to
Did you say your folks live in Tuscaloosa?
Posted by mark_from_BR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2015
47 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:11 pm to
Yes
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133612 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:12 pm to
Listen up you knuckle-dragging, sister-fricking, slack-jawed, sackless excuse for a gump.

No one asked about your Christmas with your nonexistent inbred family. Probably a dozen teeth between you. Christmas cheer is over. So take your pajamaed arse back to the Bama board. We don't want you here.

Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13770 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:14 pm to
You should let your wife visit them sometime. Being a fellow Bammer, I'll be a nice guy and take care of her while she's here. Make her feel right at home and I promise she won't miss you at all.
Posted by Lee to Toliver
Member since Oct 2011
5840 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:16 pm to
Go brag on tidefans, don't know why you thought anyone here would give a damn about some Alabama fan's Christmas
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120348 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:40 pm to
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Each year, we take a family picture outside in matching pajamas.....something my wife thought was cute and had us start doing years ago.


Your wife sounds creative.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30966 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:42 pm to
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Yesterday morning my wife let me and the children sleep in while she made breakfast. She cooked bacon and pancakes, my favorite breakfast. As our dog woke me up, I saw a letter on my nightstand from my wife. She wrote how thankful she is of me and how much she loved me. After we all ate breakfast, I watched our children open up their Christmas gifts. It's such a delight to see the joy in their eyes on a great day. Each year, we take a family picture outside in matching pajamas.....something my wife thought was cute and had us start doing years ago. It makes me feel good to see my wife happy with me and the children. I love them so very much and they love me as well. I know I'm new to Tiger Droppings, but I just wanted to share my blessed Christmas morning with you guys. A loving, devote wife and amazing children is all a man needs in life. Those who are married with children know how fun it is to be a family man. I work hard during the week, but love coming home to a kiss on the cheek and love in the home.




Women often leave such letters and do things out of guilt. Despite being raging whores when you're gone, they feel the need to overcompensate when you're home. Trust me, I know.

Sincerely,

Jody
Posted by Beantownbulldog
Beantown
Member since Aug 2015
547 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:50 pm to
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I respect LSU though. They have built a great program over the years.



Gtfo
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20449 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:59 pm to
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Women often leave such letters and do things out of guilt. Despite being raging whores when you're gone, they feel the need to overcompensate when you're home. Trust me, I know.



Tru dat, I had an in-law figure this out wednesday morning.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:59 pm to
Sounds like your estrogen treatments have really started to take hold. Congrats on your transformation to womanhood.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45522 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 7:16 pm to
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My friend at work always talks about this website, so I decided to make an account and interact


What's your friend's TD name?

Why do you continually say You Guys instead of y'all if you were raised in Tuscaloosa?

Walt was extremely nice to you. Do you work with any women that would be a sure thing for some stank on his hangdown?

How big of a girl is your wife? I have a reason for asking.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20903 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 8:41 pm to
You're Ned Flanders IRL, aren't you? Busted.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30966 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 8:58 pm to
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Why do you continually say You Guys instead of y'all if you were raised in Tuscaloosa?

Good point. "you guys" is a dead give away for a yankee.

She's got a baw on the side. This dude wears a tampon. Every woman...every single one...wants a real man. Don't believe the touchy feely, "I want someone I can talk to" shite. They want a hairy arse, testosterone producing, manape to ravage them and protect them. They check knuckles to baw.
This post was edited on 12/26/15 at 9:01 pm
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:27 pm to
Nice baiting.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:00 am to
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This post was edited on 12/27/15 at 9:40 am
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:03 am to
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mark_from_BR


Hey! frick your Christmas!
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9321 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:45 am to
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What is with all the hatred? I have been completely polite on this message board.


quote:

trom83


Hey Mark
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45522 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:53 am to
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What is with all the hatred? I have been completely polite on this message board.


Wrong persona. Come back as Markman.

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