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re: Musician Moby says he dated Natalie Portman in 1999

Posted on 5/24/19 at 7:05 am to
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38945 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 7:05 am to
Ears are orifices.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24268 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 7:33 am to
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If ANY of you say 35 year old you wouldn’t frick 18 year old Natalie Portman, you’re a liar.



Well, I for one would not. She would not let me.
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1039 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:33 am to
Dude is a cuck.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57622 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:33 am to
Peak Natalie Portman is grade A
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38868 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:35 am to
Moby can get stomped by Obie
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3878 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:43 am to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:45 am to
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I thought he was gay.


Eminem told us so. He was 34, when Mr. Mathers informed us, too.

ETA: Goddammit, it's 36 in the song. I'm gonna go jump off the new bridge now. The wonder and zest for life has faded.
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 8:50 am
Posted by MarkFromBuffalo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2018
624 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:46 am to
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This post was edited on 6/10/19 at 8:54 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27363 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:54 am to
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What kind of mid-30s creep dates an 18-year-old? She was in high school.


What about 32 and 17?

Asking for a friend
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11084 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:57 am to
Moby is all of us
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61603 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 8:58 am to
Who cares. Yes he is a ugly mother fricker but its not like Portman is some
insane hot chick.

She is average at best


Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 9:01 am to
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What kind of mid-30s creep dates an 18-year-old? She was in high school.


1. School teachers (see teaching board)
2. The King, Elvis Presley
3. Legendary film maker Woody Allen
4. R. Kelly too many to count, he even married Aaliyah when she was 14.
5. Paul Walker RIP
6. Jerry Seinfeld
7. Steven Tyler
8. Mick Jagger
9. Dan Schneider
10. Glenn Quagmire
and the list goes on. Get with the program son.
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 9:07 am
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 9:54 am to
Men Lie and Women Lie, who to believe?

To play devil's advocate and give him the benefit of the doubt, some women will have sex with a guy and then regret it later.

They will then lie about it so who knows.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13420 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:43 am to
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Is this for real?

Sorry TH03, I try but English is not my original language however.

quote:

Men Lie and Women Lie, who to believe? 

To play devil's advocate
That was why I posted the Buzz link, it's amazing how nobody believes him. He was a big star then. Some women even attacked a poster using the "play devil's advocate" tactic to defend him.

Buzzfeed itself has an article named-19 Totally Forgotten Celebrity Couples Of The '00s and they are named. It's also turning out it was in 2001 probably which would make her 20.
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