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re: Morning bathroom dump and hot girl who sits close to door
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:43 am to Codythetiger
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:43 am to Codythetiger
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Should I be anxious about dropping a deuce and the cute girl hear me fighting off the demons? Or should I just wash my hands and come out of the bathroom like nothing ever happened?
Your priorities are whack. Poo before poon any time.
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:46 am to Codythetiger
Don't wash your hands, but be sure to use the air compressor on them.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:48 am to Codythetiger
She's too busy running the fry machine to notice.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:49 am to Codythetiger
Aren’t you in a serious, committed relationship?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:50 am to Codythetiger
quote:
Codythetiger
quote:dont worry you dont have a chance.
hot girl
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:50 am to SLafourche07
quote:
Paging Salmon
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:51 am to Codythetiger
Unless, you can shite at the speed of light, the time issue will alert her to what you are doing in there anyway.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:55 am to Codythetiger
Does this hot girl not shite or something?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:57 am to Clyde Tipton
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Unless, you can shite at the speed of light, the time issue will alert her to what you are doing in there anyway.
Eat four salt and peppered boiled eggs thirty minutes prior. You will create a tsunami splash and be out in a flash.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:59 am to Codythetiger
Cropdust her on the way to the bathroom.
Take forever in there while audibly making menacing, violent noises.
Flush multiple times.
Leave the door open when you’re done to spread the wealth.
It’s all a part of asserting your dominance.
Nature of the beast.
Take forever in there while audibly making menacing, violent noises.
Flush multiple times.
Leave the door open when you’re done to spread the wealth.
It’s all a part of asserting your dominance.
Nature of the beast.
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 11:00 am
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:00 am to TDsngumbo
Do you work in a gas station or toll booth?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:05 am to Codythetiger
pics of hot girl or GTFO
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:17 am to Codythetiger
I just prop the door open. Everyone wants a whiff.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:40 am to Codythetiger
Open the door and tell her the plunging job is going to be a two-person job and then ask her for a hand plunging so you might have a good bonding experience with her.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:45 am to Codythetiger
Splash a bunch of water on your crotch before you walk out, and she'll forget about your pooping noises
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:52 am to Codythetiger
Two options
1. Assert dominance. shite with the door open. Eye contact is preferable.
2. Close the door (pvssy) and blare loud music. Selections such as orchestra, heavy metal or 80s rap are best suited for this situation.
1. Assert dominance. shite with the door open. Eye contact is preferable.
2. Close the door (pvssy) and blare loud music. Selections such as orchestra, heavy metal or 80s rap are best suited for this situation.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:56 am to Codythetiger
Flush as you let loose, helps mask the violence, about the only trick I use
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:16 pm to Codythetiger
Stroll in with your Wall Street Journal like a boss. Then take business calls on your cell phone and talk real loud when you are on the shitter.
She will be impressed.
She will be impressed.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:57 pm to 14&Counting
Actually LOL'd at this. fricking WSJ
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