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Monroe man accused of sexual battery & "humping the wall" at Pecanland Mall

Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:21 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29170 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:21 pm
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According to an arrest report, 41-year-old Theodis Mack Wilson was at a business when he allegedly started "dancing, talking loud, and touching the register and computer screen behind the counter." When the victim told Wilson to leave, the victim says Wilson grabbed her by the waist and grabbed her breast.

The report also states that mall security showed police video surveillance of Wilson in the mall. In the video, police say, Wilson was laying on the floor in the middle of the mall. They say he was seen with his pants around his ankles, touching himself inappropriately through his underwear. They also say Wilson went to another store and starting "humping the wall."

Police say Wilson's alleged actions were seen by several patrons of the mall, including children.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:22 pm to
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touching himself inappropriately through his underwear.


well, apparently no one else would
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:27 pm to
I used to play "wall-ball" as a kid.

I have a hunch this is different than that.
Posted by Moarbenchespeaze
Member since Mar 2019
330 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:28 pm to
I remember when that place was a vibrant echelon of retail and fun.

From what I hear it is a cess pool now. Haven't been there on over a decade so I don't know first hand.

Monroe
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:30 pm to
Don't care, had sex.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:31 pm to
"Catch the wall hoe"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

touching himself inappropriately


how is this even possible?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35500 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:33 pm to
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They say he was seen with his pants around his ankles, touching himself inappropriately through his underwear. They also say Wilson went to another store and starting "humping the wall."
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:34 pm to
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how is this even possible?


I had to piss after I got through cutting jalapeno's and forgot to wash my hands before touching my dick... I'd say that was pretty much touching myself inappropriately.
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:46 pm to
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Monroe man accused of sexual battery & "humping the wall" at Pecanland Mall by DavidTheGnome


This happened to my Dad once. He will bounce back.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:53 pm to
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They say he was seen with his pants around his ankles, touching himself inappropriately through his underwear.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5280 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:54 pm to
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"humping the wall"


What else is there to do in Monroe?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8406 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 3:01 pm to
Sorry for being horny.
Posted by Slim_Charles69
Bodymore, Murdaland
Member since Apr 2015
779 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 3:10 pm to
Why can't you hump a wall?
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 3:12 pm to
What if I told you that this guy was a stud athlete in HS and had a stable of cousins who were also college level athletes?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 3:13 pm to
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What if I told you that this guy was a stud athlete in HS and had a stable of cousins who were also college level athletes?

would make the story that much more understandable?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9699 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20044 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 4:16 pm to
Give it up ho.....I mean flo........don’t say no
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 4:32 pm to
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Pecanland Mall

Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham
Member since Nov 2012
1145 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 9:31 pm to
See what happens when they close Gus’s and Miller’s Outpost?
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