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Monkey riot over takes city and leader apprehended
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:37 pm
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NEW: Rival monkey gangs are taking over a Thai tourist town, forcing police officers to arm themselves with sling-shots and tranquilizer guns. The monkeys have taken over Lopburi which is about 90 miles from Bangkok. One team successfully captured monkey gang leader Ai Krao who is well known for its aggressive behavior. The monkey was hauled off in a cage after being shot by the police with a sedative dart. The monkeys are adapting and recognizing when officers have a tranquilizer gun. "We had to hide our faces and conceal the tranquilizer guns so the monkeys wouldn't see them." said Conservation Bureau Officer Nathi Krutthaka.
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Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:38 pm to RaoulDuke504
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The monkeys are adapting and recognizing when officers have a tranquilizer gun.
And so it begins...
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:39 pm to RaoulDuke504
They went apeshit
Apeshit
Bad monkey walks down a high Thai street,
Bad monkey rhythms in his bad monkey feet,
Tied on his brow is a bad bandana,
Hand on his hip holds a bad banana,
Make his way to meet all his bad monkey friends,
Wrong turn, wrong street, down a bad dead end,
Bristled fur as his neck feels a bad man's eyes,
Fear, as that bad monkey starts to realize,
Bad men hide their faces but can't hide their guns,
Bad monkey knows his bad monkeyin' days are done,
He raise his bad banana but they shoot him down,
Bad monkey spasms on the bad bad ground,
His momma say that he was such a good monkey too,
That he just fell in with a bad monkey crew,
Bad man drag the bad monkey off by his tail,
To the big bad bars of the bad monkey jail,
It's a bad monkey world, beg, steal or borrow,
Be another bad monkey in his place tomorrow.
Apeshit
Bad monkey walks down a high Thai street,
Bad monkey rhythms in his bad monkey feet,
Tied on his brow is a bad bandana,
Hand on his hip holds a bad banana,
Make his way to meet all his bad monkey friends,
Wrong turn, wrong street, down a bad dead end,
Bristled fur as his neck feels a bad man's eyes,
Fear, as that bad monkey starts to realize,
Bad men hide their faces but can't hide their guns,
Bad monkey knows his bad monkeyin' days are done,
He raise his bad banana but they shoot him down,
Bad monkey spasms on the bad bad ground,
His momma say that he was such a good monkey too,
That he just fell in with a bad monkey crew,
Bad man drag the bad monkey off by his tail,
To the big bad bars of the bad monkey jail,
It's a bad monkey world, beg, steal or borrow,
Be another bad monkey in his place tomorrow.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:43 pm to RaoulDuke504
Nope. See yall later.
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:43 pm to RaoulDuke504
OTers trying to stay cool with this one
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:44 pm to RaoulDuke504
Clear solution here is Midnight Basketball and Poetry slams
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:45 pm to RaoulDuke504
On second thought....I'm team monkey.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:45 pm to RummelTiger
quote:
And so it begins...
Posted on 3/28/24 at 4:50 pm to RaoulDuke504
It's almost as if there is a movie about this
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:09 pm to fr33manator
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Bad monkey walks down a high Thai street, Bad monkey rhythms in his bad monkey feet, Tied on his brow is a bad bandana, Hand on his hip holds a bad banana, Makes his way to meet all his bad monkey friends, Wrong turn, wrong street, down a bad dead end, Bristled fur as his neck feels a bad man's eyes, Fear as that bad monkey starts to realize, Bad men hide their faces but can't hide their guns, Bad monkey knows his bad monkeyin' days are done, He raise his bad banana but they shoot him down, Bad monkey spasms badly on the bad bad ground, His momma say that he was such a good monkey too, That he just fell in with a bad monkey crew, Bad man drag the bad monkey off by his tail, To the big bad bars of the bad monkey jail, It's a bad monkey world, they beg or steal or borrow, Be another bad monkey in his place tomorrow.
Why do people post dumb shite like this on here? Lol
Ain’t nobody got time to read all that and follow along with the rhymes and everything.
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:11 pm to RaoulDuke504
Here's hoping the Thought Police have the holiday weekend off.
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:13 pm to RaoulDuke504
they were there first
white women need to fight for these monkeys' human rights!!
white women need to fight for these monkeys' human rights!!
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:15 pm to RummelTiger
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:18 pm to RaoulDuke504
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:57 pm to CamdenTiger
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3 bans, I’m out…
Posted on 3/28/24 at 5:59 pm to RaoulDuke504
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The monkeys are adapting and recognizing when officers have a tranquilizer gun. "We had to hide our faces and conceal the tranquilizer guns so the monkeys wouldn't see them."
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
Posted on 3/28/24 at 6:02 pm to Sao
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Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
frick how did I miss that? It was right there.
Why can't they just actually shoot them? They are obviously a nuisance and a danger. Just go to town with some shotguns
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 6:03 pm
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