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re: Monkey rides mini bike, attacks toddler.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:25 am to touchdownjeebus
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:25 am to touchdownjeebus
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Monkey rides mini bike, attacks toddler.
I told that one guy he was fricking up by letting his wife import a pet monkey from Indonesia. Looks like she did it. Now, we have to deal with whatever monkey plague it had on top of corona. Just great..
This post was edited on 5/4/20 at 11:26 am
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:28 am to touchdownjeebus
Can you imagine if there was no video and the kid went running into the house crying to his momma while she is bitching him out for getting his clothes dirty. "But momma, a monkey tried to take me away and was dragging me on the ground!"
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:30 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Can you imagine if there was no video and the kid went running into the house crying to his momma while she is bitching him out for getting his clothes dirty. "But momma, a monkey tried to take me away and was dragging me on the ground!"
My mom would have believed me, but would have whipped my arse for "messing with a damn monkey".
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:33 am to LegendInMyMind
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but would have whipped my arse for "messing with a damn monkey
"But momma, I wasn't messing with him. He rode up on a little bike, jumped off and grabbed me.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:56 am to touchdownjeebus
Oh man. This would have definitely made Karl Pilkingtons monkey news.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:58 am to Jim Rockford
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Kid seems rather complacent about the whole thing.
It's just another day on the streets of a third world country for him/her.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:01 pm to TigerinATL
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There is definitely more to this story, like why did he go after that specific kid?
That kid knows why. You don't have people send minibike riding monkeys to abduct you for no reason.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:06 pm to touchdownjeebus
Stout did you see this? This is why you can't have a monkey
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:16 pm to touchdownjeebus
Monkey was dragging that kid like he weighed nothing. Freakishly strong bastards.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:25 pm to Rep520
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You don't have people send minibike riding monkeys to abduct you for no reason.
Valid point.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:47 pm to touchdownjeebus
Monkeys are GOAT
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:53 pm to Rep520
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That kid knows why. You don't have people send minibike riding monkeys to abduct you for no reason.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:57 pm to touchdownjeebus
Yeah the monkey is tied to a string and pulled back. I've seen a couple videos like this. Those things are beaten and abused for their own entertainment
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:57 pm to touchdownjeebus
Chim-pan-zee that!
Posted on 5/4/20 at 1:06 pm to touchdownjeebus
That monkey is clearly being dragged while holding on to the toddler. And you can see the guy who's holding onto the Rope at the very beginning of the video.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 1:12 pm to touchdownjeebus
If the toddler was a professional mma fighter do you think it could take the monkey in a fight?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 1:39 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
That monkey should be tracked down and sent to the Wuhan wet market.
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