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re: Mom cancels baby shower after family and friends ridicules name choice

Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:20 am to
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
21757 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:20 am to
This kid will have to learn to write and spell this name in Kindergarten
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Texas
Member since Apr 2012
3039 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:22 am to
Who names their kid Marina and why is it included in the boring names category? Marina is a weird AF name as well.
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:24 am to
This kid is going to have a really rough time in grade school
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13913 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:26 am to
name shaming needs to become more of a thing...for the children's sake.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:28 am to
quote:

y’all don’t like my son “Stinky Dick Dingleberry” then y’all fake asses ain’t part of my family


Don't think that you're going to shorten it to just stinky either. Stinkydickdingleberry is his first name.


Me and my wife both laughed too much at this.
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:33 am to
quote:

“If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too,” she writes. “This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.”

“My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued.


She has pride in her family history. If its true. Gota give her that.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9390 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:42 am to
Wow....that bitch is pissed off!
Posted by ProfFrink
Springfield
Member since Nov 2018
3407 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:50 am to
The mom comes across as someone who thinks she is intellectual and insightful when she is anything but.

Hate to tell that lady but nobody is going to use that kids full name, just Sebastian.
Posted by TexasBuckeye
Texas
Member since Nov 2018
376 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:53 am to
Kid is doomed when he has to fill out a scantron form.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39416 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:57 am to
Someone, please, anyone.. make a handle with the name Squire Sebastian Senator.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71137 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:04 am to
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Squire Sebastian Senator.


This kid only has a few possible career paths in life with a name like that:
professional athlete
hair dresser
comedian
rapper
fashion designer
Naval officer (Rear Admiral Squire Sebastian Senator)
Gay Nightclub owner
United States Senator
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17892 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:33 am to
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Who names their kid Marina and why is it included in the boring names category? Marina is a weird AF name as well.

What is weird about Marina? Every Marina I've met has been eastern European, tall, thin and hot AF.
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
25696 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:34 am to
quote:

My baby’s name will be a revolution. It will push people to question everything.



Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:54 am to
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The woman defended her choice, claiming her family is descended from a long line of “both squires and senators.” “If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom.


Does she know what a squire is? It's like saying you descend from a long line of Assistant Managers.

I don't think Squire is a terrible name honestly, but the whole thing together is ridiculous.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:55 am to
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I don't think Squire is a terrible name honestly

Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:00 am to
I just think she was aiming for Marlene or Malina.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:00 am to
quote:

The mother shares that she was not “crazy,” or “mentally unstable” or “drunk” when she chose the unique three name moniker,


I disagree.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14862 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:15 am to
Hell, I'll judge her: She is a ditz.


That poor kid. he will have his struggles in life, for the sake of her "revolution". And he will still have a moron for a mother.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5250 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:24 am to
Just call the kid Triple S and be done with it.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:55 am to
I mean I wouldn't name my kid that, but as far as "alternative names" go it's not that bad.
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