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re: Miss Texas 2018 Pageant
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:03 pm to JetFuelTyga
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:03 pm to JetFuelTyga
That is a sad batch of women for the great state of Texas.
I'll take Miss Sulphur Springs:
I'll take Miss Sulphur Springs:
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Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:04 pm to IllegalPete
quote:
Sulphur Springs
Has a ton of talent. Small town country girls who never really realized they could do better than some blue collar baw.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:08 pm to JetFuelTyga
Apparently these gals spend alot of money on photography and not capturing the crazy eyes that we all know they have.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:12 pm to JetFuelTyga
No Asians, no care.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:26 pm to JetFuelTyga
quote:
Jizyah Shorts.
I'd jiz on my shorts to jiz on her face
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:32 pm to AUsteriskPride
quote:
You thought your corn on the cob was safe when you threw it over the fence. You were wrong.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:27 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
holy shite they named the baby jizyah shorts!!!!!!! WTF that is the funniest thing! 
i always heard of some fricked up african names like lemonjello and orangejello, da'washa and da'drya but i never thought they were real.
i always heard of some fricked up african names like lemonjello and orangejello, da'washa and da'drya but i never thought they were real.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:29 pm to oleyeller
quote:
Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts.
Um..........Jizz Your Shorts?
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:31 pm to JetFuelTyga
This thread is funny for two reasons.
1. The people who missed the reason of this post and is actually picking the contestants they like..
2. The obvious. This chick's parents named her Jizyah and their last name is shorts.
I really wish I knew how they came up with that shite. It is just funny because I can hear someone calling her name.. "Shorts... Jizz yah Shorts?"
1. The people who missed the reason of this post and is actually picking the contestants they like..
2. The obvious. This chick's parents named her Jizyah and their last name is shorts.
I really wish I knew how they came up with that shite. It is just funny because I can hear someone calling her name.. "Shorts... Jizz yah Shorts?"
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:33 pm to JetFuelTyga
Show me a picture of a naturally beautiful woman with natural boobs and no caked on makeup and that'll be my pick.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:50 pm to OweO
quote:
The people who missed the reason of this post
Make it all worth while
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:52 pm to JetFuelTyga
That's a man. Right?
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:02 pm to rowbear1922
FFS her name is really that
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:52 pm to JetFuelTyga
This is a joke right?? Hahahaha no way in hell this is actually real
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:58 pm to JetFuelTyga
quote:
Jizyah Shorts
I honestly thought you just made that name up as a troll, OP.
Imagine my surprise when I investigated and found out otherwise.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:09 pm to OweO
quote:
1. The people who missed the reason of this post and is actually picking the contestants they like..
Also, how did this get left out?
: "Jizz In my Pants"-Andy Samberg on SNL
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:29 pm to JetFuelTyga
Jizyah Shorts just has to become a stripper - it’s so perfect.
“Gentlemen please welcome to the main stage our feature entertainer - put your hands together for Jizyah Shorts.”
“Don’t forget to enjoy our champagne room with your wallet and Jizyah Shorts.”
“Gentlemen please welcome to the main stage our feature entertainer - put your hands together for Jizyah Shorts.”
“Don’t forget to enjoy our champagne room with your wallet and Jizyah Shorts.”
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:37 pm to elposter
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Jizyah Shorts
This is a name I expect to see in an Austin Powers movie.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:49 pm to LSUDVM1999
Not trying to spoil the party but I’d bet her name is pronounced Juh-ZYE-uh like a ghetto version of Josiah.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 6:22 am to JetFuelTyga
quote:
Jizyah Shorts
You weren’t lyin. Wtf were her parents thinking
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