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Miss Texas 2018 Pageant

Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:19 am
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:19 am
Who you baws got in this year's contest?

Contestants

I think it should be a heated battle with so many fabulous contestants. All of these women are incredibly deserving and have worked very hard to get to where they are today. With that being said, my money is on Miss Houston.



Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts.


didnt look at the link, but if this is as good as it gets wooooof
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:20 am to
Umm it is no longer a "pageant". It is now a "competition" and no longer is it based on beauty.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:20 am to
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Miss Houston
will not make you
quote:

Jizyah Shorts
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30095 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Jizyah Shorts.


No way
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6860 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:21 am to
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my money is on Miss Houston.


Nah
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1452 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:21 am to
WOW...thought you were trolling but nope, someone gave her that name.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:21 am to
Miss Bexar County - Portland Tidwell

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19298 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts.


That's a man
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65741 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:24 am to
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:26 am to
MIss Southlake and Miss Frisco.
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
1957 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:29 am to
Why in the world did her parents name her that?? Jizyah Shorts???? Come on, that's crazy.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36648 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:29 am to
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Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts


Op is really burying the lead
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50816 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:30 am to
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Miss Houston - Jizyah Shorts.


Jizz Your Shorts



This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 9:32 am
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18271 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:33 am to
Miss Ft. Worth Erica Kuntz

She has a brother named Richard

This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 9:34 am
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70039 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:33 am to
I am guessing they hadn’t heard the term jizz in that way.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59663 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:34 am to
twins rivers

or frisco for me. both fine as frog hair
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:35 am to
quote:

I am guessing they hadn’t heard the term jizz in that way
or no one in the family wore shorts
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
5995 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:36 am to
Is that a dude?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:39 am to
woww. what a find op...

will wait for pecker's rankings, but i like miss frisco win/place/or show
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