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Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:24 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
68752 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Jizyah Shorts.


Damn. That's first ballot in the terrible name HOF
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5399 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Jizyah Shorts


Oh shite I thought you were joking around.

That is literally her name.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:27 am to
quote:

That is literally her name.


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What a rich and vibrant culture.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5399 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:29 am to
Miss Harris County doe.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Jizyah Shorts.


that's a dude.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31304 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Jizyah Shorts

Oh my god. I thought you were trolling.

Really, wtf. Someone at the naming department should’ve told her parents “Jizyah Shorts? Um no. Try again. “
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4649 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:40 am to
Wow. Lots of makeup and photoshop on those images.



Brianna Beigel - Her "Eat a Beigel, Cream on a Beigel" slogan will go far with some judges.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5399 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Oh my god. I thought you were trolling.

Really, wtf. Someone at the naming department should’ve told her parents “Jizyah Shorts? Um no. Try again


I'm imagining the emcees introducing her at the pagent.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12362 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to
Her name is Jizyah Shorts. That's her actual name. Her parents are terrible fricking people.

"This is my daughter, Jizyah Shorts."

"I'm sorry, did you say 'Jizz Your Shorts?'"
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

i like miss frisco win/place/or show


I'll take a Bexar/Frisco exacta. What odds you got for me?
Posted by thedrumdoctor
Gonzales,La
Member since Sep 2016
898 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 3:34 pm to
She should run for mayor of Houston with her running mate, Buster Nutt.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12175 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 3:59 pm to
She needs to get married in a hurry, and not to Mr. Hand.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119998 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:05 pm to
I was about to post this..

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Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119998 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Damn. That's first ballot in the terrible name HOF


I bet it's pronounced "Jiez ya"

Could you imagine how many people have come across this girl's name and fell out laughing? It's sucks for her because she can't help what she was named, but frick it is funny.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41373 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:11 pm to
Need bikini shots to make a determination
Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4667 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:13 pm to
Well when your parents are named Shityah and Lacrapa Shorts, you're screwed
Posted by LPTReb
Member since Jul 2016
485 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Erica Kuntz


Rusty’s daughter?

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10180 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:20 pm to
Were there two cameras for this shot?

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:31 pm to
Miss Fulton Oysterfest could open a can of corn with that chin.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19054 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:02 pm to
And brother Harry and sister Lucy Kuntz.
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