re: Messed up things we did in College

A dude in the engineering res college once stole a bunch of office furniture from the various common areas and set up a literal office inside the elevator. You would walk in and he would be behind the desk on his computer. The desk was filled with pictures in frames and knicknaks. He even hung pictures on the walls of the elevator somehow, haha.

After that, "re-purposing" the dorm furniture became a regular event up until some idiot accidentally dropped his lit cig out of his mouth and caught a couch on fire in the elevator forcing everyone to evacuate the building.

We used to fill up trash cans full of water, lean them up against random people's doors in the dorms, knock, and run

Used to jerk off in my room at the frat house. Normal thing for everyone, except for the fact that I was too lazy to get a towel or sock or some other shite, so I would lean over the side of the bed and cum on the walls. Those beds were bolted into the floor & I guarantee those rooms have never been cleaned or renovated - I am sure my seed has birthed life after all these years.

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TLDR: OP shipped a drunk dude to mobile

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Lol. Apparently this has happened to 9 guys on this board.

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Took Math 1550 at 730am.

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what yeaR AND what teacher? i did the same thing. it was britt my first time and cooper my second time.

Eh, we put our drunk buddy in the back of some dudes truck after we went out in Lafayette. It was like 20 that night. The guy woke him up at 7am, and when he came back in, his lips were purple and he didn't stop shivering until we got back to BR later that day.

Guy could've easily driven off had he not seen my buddy in the back. It was an old single cab Ford, so it was kinda hard to miss a 275lb guy laying in the back

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Me, another guy in my frat and one of our pledges snuck this dick ROTC guy’s horse into the Dean’s office one night. We convinced the pledge to shoot the horse to get back at the ROTC guy for treating him like shite. Gun had blanks but when the kid fired it, the horse dropped dead. Assume it was a heart attack.

Maintenence had to cut the horse in half to get it out of the office the next day.

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fricking Flounder

ETA: He had a pretty sweet piece of arse. Surprised the hell out of me. I believe her name was Sissy....a wood of her day

We had a party in 2012 for the Mayan Apocalypse. We always did themed dress up parties so folks were dressed up as mayans and witch doctors and shite like that. We would lock down the garage door and take the door leading to the house off the hinges. The garage had the kegs in volcanos that we made complete with fog machines and strobe lights. That was the drug room. We all got really wasted and I woke up at around 8 to get some water. There was still fog and music coming out of the garage. I could see that the strobe lights were still on so i went to turn them off. One of my room mates was laying on the ground and a witch doctor wearing a cow pelvis on his head was pissing on him. I went back in my room and locked my door.

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Returned to the condo, turned out all the lights, opened the sliding glass doors, and starting lobbing water balloons into the packed crowd.

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Phoenix X condos. You had to be in the parking garage to lob water balloons at FloraBama.

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1999/2000 would shoot marshmallows at people in the horseshoe from 3rd floor highland hall. Would also hit on girls through the call boxes as one of our friends had the outgoing numbers.

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Friend's initials BJ?


Lived in Highland 99-2000.

I'd say the damage we collectively did to that hall that year was pretty messed up.