Started By
Message

re: Messed up things we did in College

Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:46 pm to
I remember getting involved in a brawl between the rugby team and ultimate frisby team. it spilled outside and that fence caught fire and there were a ton of cops and fireman out. I remember it (i was drunk, so it probably wasn't bad) as chaotic as all hell.

Me and a buddy took these two girls from a class out there one night. When we were bringing them home they got topless and started making out. I have some fond memories of shady's. The girl I messed with from that night had some big veiny teddies and a big mole that i swear it moved to a different spot every time i looked away and then back
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 12:48 pm
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:50 pm to
living at campus crossings it was almost weekly that somebody lit one of the dumpsters on fire
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24603 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

I remember people doing that once a week in Kirby Smith. That was just part of dorm life.


It was so frequent when I lived in Kirby, people stopped going outside for fire alarms. God forbid an actual fire happened.

One apartment I lived in, we had a neighbor who was a Baton Rouge cop, and a huge a-hole. He was always giving us shite about noise and our friends taking up parking spaces. He looked just like Hightower from Police Academy.

This was the late 90s when AOL was still huge. My roommate would meet guys in the local chat rooms, talk dirty to them, and invite them over for a night of passion. She would give them the a-hole cops address.

It was fun to watch these drunk horney idiots knocking on the cops door at 2am. "No, their ain't no one here named Honey! Get the frick outta here!"
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3331 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:54 pm to
Dumb: Walked from Louie's to Tigerland

Gross: Pissed in the Huey Long Pool after breaking in one night.

Awesome: did a hot sorority chick on the mound at the old Box

Shameful: Vomited on the front steps of University United Methodist while trying to walk home one Saturday night... I just know the people showing up for church Sunday morning were disgusted. This was after drinking jungle juice so it was red and chunky.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22521 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:54 pm to
Had some friends up for the UF game and they didn't have tickets. So they just watched the game at my frat house. At half time they went for a walk around campus or something, bastards ended up with a full cooler on wheels of booze from someone's tailgate. I'm talking like handle of jack daniels, goose vodka, etc. Solod stuff for college.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:08 pm to
Went around drunk literally just looking to break things. "fricking shite up" as we called it, mostly just throwing rocks at houses and POS cars.

Took pride in how "well" we could drunk drive.

We had this kind of weird local redneck kid that followed us around and smoked our weed freshmen year, but we kept him around as essentially a punching bag, both physically and mentally, for our entertainment. We also used him as a chauffeur and DD. We literally had a stick that we would whack this poor kid with if he annoyed us. One time that sticks out though is we were pregaming at these girls apartment and there wasn't enough places to sit, so we forced him to sit on the floor in the corner. Now before we went over we had told the girls that this kid was gay, knowing he actually had a crush on one of the girls. So being the 18/ 19 yr old assholes that we were start asking him about being gay and start asking him about if his mom knows he's gay. At this point he's curled up in corner, hugging his legs, face in his knee just looking like a sad little puppy dog, and the girl that he had a crush on sees this and goes over and kneels beside him and gives him a big hug and says "There there, it'll ne okay. Its 2010, I'm positive that your mom will accept you for who you are and not care that you're gay.". Dude starts crying right there in this living room with about 20 people around him, which at the time was hilarious but I have felt bad about for years.... For some reason dude still talks to all of us, Idk why cause we were complete dickbags to him even though he brought 75% of the shite we did to him onto himself by being a little weasel






We also graffiti'd about one of the dorm moms having sex with the baseball players, but those rumors were around years before we got there,


Also, I got drunk and pissed on the souped-up special edition brand new truck that one of the baseball players rich dads had bought for them.... We had beef with the entire baseball team. It was a small college and they were our competition for girls. There were multiple fights of varying size and degree in multiple locations.
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
9630 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:15 pm to
Paid for text books.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Dumb: Walked from Louie's to Tigerland


I didn't even go to LSU and I've done this like 5 times.

quote:

Gross: Pissed in the Huey Long Pool after breaking in one night.



Pissing in a pool is your gross story?



Posted by TexasTiger1984
Houston
Member since Sep 2009
1377 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

HAHA we used to do this at LSU. It's called a piss puck. Good times!


Was it in Herget circa 2002/03?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:42 pm to
We would piss in a plastic plate with raised edges and freeze that. Then slide it under the door of this weirdo down the hall. He could not figure it out and actually told someone he thought he might be sleep walking and pissing

That guy ended up having some sort of drunk nervous breakdown and pushed a coke machine into an elevator shaft. It got stuck before it fell though. He was arrested for some serious shite I think.



Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15608 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Was it in Herget circa 2002/03?


Nope, fraternity house circa 2006/2007
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6894 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:49 pm to
I'm a pretty small guy, like 5'6, and pretty unimposing. Some dudes in my dorm got together and watched Baseketball. The kinda douchey guy nobody liked, but hung around because he was too oblivious to notice nobody like him started calling me Squeek and Little Bitch.

I knew I could kick his arse, so I let it slide around the dorm, but then one night he came out with us, and he kept doing it around some girls at a party. I told him if he called me that one more time I was going to choke him out in front of everyone. Of course he was not intimidated and did it again, so I choked him out then pissed on him in front of everyone.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

I'm a pretty small guy, like 5'6


quote:

I knew I could kick his arse


Checks out.

Posted by TexasTiger1984
Houston
Member since Sep 2009
1377 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:52 pm to
Damm, that's pretty fricked up.
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
6318 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Awesome: did a hot sorority chick on the mound at the old Box


You definitely made this part up.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3331 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

You definitely made this part up.


I can see why you'd think that but this is a true story.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3331 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

Pissing in a pool is your gross story?


Sorry I didn't crap on someone.
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
6318 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:09 pm to
Pics or it didn’t happen
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3331 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Pics or it didn’t happen

What are you 12?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34181 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

I'm a pretty small guy, like 5'6


quote:
I knew I could kick his arse



See the mooley over dere? He's 6'6. I'm 5'2. But I can kick his arse because of Rocky."
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 8Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram