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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:49 pm to fareplay
Go to the middle urinal. If I'm at one of the other urinals and see you go into the stall in that scenerio and do nothing but piss I automatically mark you as a scared beta bitch in my head.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:49 pm to fareplay
I slap rhe other two guys asses and ask hows it hanging
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to BabyTac
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Go to the middle urinal. If I'm at one of the other urinals and see you go into the stall in that scenerio and do nothing but piss I automatically mark you as a scared beta bitch in my head.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:04 pm to Jim Smith
Daddy always told me to piss in the pisser and shite in the shitter. I'll squeeze in between them baws.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:12 pm to fareplay
I have a key to the executive shitter, you poor.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:12 pm to fareplay
Stall if its open and right there. Middle if not.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:18 pm to fareplay
Stall.. no doubt about it. The other two guys at the urinals totally understand, and appreciate your move.
That being said, if everything is taken but the middle urinal, I'm using the middle urinal.
That being said, if everything is taken but the middle urinal, I'm using the middle urinal.
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:19 pm to fareplay
You should definitely go for the right or left urinal and force one of them into the middle one.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:19 pm to Jim Smith
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Using the middle urinal when there is only one person to the left or right is a straight up alpha move.
No, it is a I like being around penis move.
Why do you want stand shoulder to shoulder with a stranger with his dick out?
I prefer some room.
The troughs are fine just give me a couple feet between us.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:21 pm to fareplay
Option 1: Use a stall.
Option 2: Wait for someone to finish if all stalls are occupied and no one is waiting behind you.
Option 3: Go middle if there is a line and all stalls are occupied.
Option 4: Go to the women's restroom, claim transgenderism.
Option 2: Wait for someone to finish if all stalls are occupied and no one is waiting behind you.
Option 3: Go middle if there is a line and all stalls are occupied.
Option 4: Go to the women's restroom, claim transgenderism.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:22 pm to fareplay
You take the middle stall. Whip it out proudly. Lean back a little. Hold it by the base and let it fly around like a wild fire hose. Make small talk with the guys next to you. Look them straight in the eye to assert dominance. After everyone's done, you follow them to the sink, and before they can wash their hands, grab their hand and shake it. Leave without washing yours.
This is how you do it.
This is how you do it.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:24 pm to theenemy
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Using the middle urinal when there is only one person to the left or right is a straight up alpha move.
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No, it is a I like being around penis move
No, it's a I gotta pee and I'm not insecure enough to overanalyze the situation move.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:25 pm to fareplay
Stall then middle
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:30 pm to rmnldr
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You take the middle stall. Whip it out proudly. Lean back a little. Hold it by the base and let it fly around like a wild fire hose. Make small talk with the guys next to you. Look them straight in the eye to assert dominance. After everyone's done, you follow them to the sink, and before they can wash their hands, grab their hand and shake it. Leave without washing yours. This is how you do it.
At what point in this scenario do you tell them how you like to pretend on the Internet that you are a female gymnast?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:31 pm to fareplay
When in doubt whip it out. Next question.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:36 pm to ksayetiger
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:37 pm to fareplay
3 urinals were placed there in the event 2 were taken so yeah
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:41 pm to fareplay
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