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re: Men's restroom etiquette
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:41 pm to fareplay
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:41 pm to fareplay
quote:
So let's say there are 3 urinals. These are those with no dividers, clear as day. Left and right urinal is taken, would you go on the middle one or take a stall?
Is it weird to take the middle?
Why wouldn't you if you have to piss? All eyes should be looking straight ahead anyway.
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:44 pm to fareplay
Sit in the middle urinal and proceed to take a shite.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:49 pm to fareplay
I have a few people at my work who are marked for peeing next to you at the 2 urinal bathroom. They are too close and whenever it happens, they touch my shoulders because the urinals are too close. I even had a guy try to conversate with me.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:51 pm to Winston Cup
quote:I use the floor drain.
when this happens to me i piss in the sink
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:51 pm to fareplay
Got damn y'all are some insecure little twats. Piss in the urinal.
ETA: I do remember in elementary school supposedly peeing in the middle urinal meant you were gay. I'm not sure how many kids new what gay was, but there would be lines for those two side stalls.
ETA: I do remember in elementary school supposedly peeing in the middle urinal meant you were gay. I'm not sure how many kids new what gay was, but there would be lines for those two side stalls.
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:53 pm to fareplay
if either of them are wearing sandals, the middle. if not, the stall
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:56 pm to fareplay
You never use the middle urinal. I just piss on one of the guys who's tying up the usable urinals.
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:57 pm to LCA131
quote:
At what point in this scenario do you tell them how you like to pretend on the Internet that you are a female gymnast?
Right before you finish. That goes for Grindr hook-ups as well.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 4:07 pm to rmnldr
Go to the one in the middle and tell guys on each side they are wearing a nice watch.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 4:12 pm to fareplay
I like to pull my pecker out before getting to the urinal while patting the others on the back as I walk up then ask them if it is hot enough for them outside, you know, a real icebreaker to strike up a conversation.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 4:15 pm to fareplay
Hell no, I whip out the king cobra and laugh at some fratstar with his 2 " dick.
I always say - you should have pulled on it more as a kid
I always say - you should have pulled on it more as a kid
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