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Men who sleep on the couch when "in trouble"
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:26 am
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:26 am
Do people actually do this?
I always hear lame, played-out jokes about "oh don't do that..." or "oh, don't say that...or you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight har har"
One of my fiance's retarded friends was talking about getting into a fight with her husband and how he's been sleeping on the couch. I looked at her like she had lost her mind and asked if he just likes sleeping on couches or something. She said "no, if he's going to act like that then he knows where to go lol."
I said "why doesn't he get his arse up and go get in bed? What's the worst that can happen? Why don't you sleep on the couch?" Everyone at the table looked at me like I had just claimed to have been abducted by aliens or something.
Who the hell actually does this? I paid for my bed, I'm sleeping on that MF. I'm not going to get a shitty night of sleep because we got into an argument. You stay on that side and i'll stay on my side. And I'll sleep like a baby.
I always hear lame, played-out jokes about "oh don't do that..." or "oh, don't say that...or you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight har har"
One of my fiance's retarded friends was talking about getting into a fight with her husband and how he's been sleeping on the couch. I looked at her like she had lost her mind and asked if he just likes sleeping on couches or something. She said "no, if he's going to act like that then he knows where to go lol."
I said "why doesn't he get his arse up and go get in bed? What's the worst that can happen? Why don't you sleep on the couch?" Everyone at the table looked at me like I had just claimed to have been abducted by aliens or something.
Who the hell actually does this? I paid for my bed, I'm sleeping on that MF. I'm not going to get a shitty night of sleep because we got into an argument. You stay on that side and i'll stay on my side. And I'll sleep like a baby.
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Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:26 am to Pecker
I make her sleep on the couch actually
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:27 am to Pecker
NB4beta
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:28 am to Pecker
Guest bedroom. My couch is too nice to sleep on.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:28 am to Pecker
If you ever let your wife make you sleep on the couch, get ready for her to stop loving you and start taking the BBC.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:28 am to Pecker
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She said "no, if he's going to act like that then he knows where to go lol."
Got him trained.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:29 am to Pecker
Never have and never will.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:29 am to Pecker
I have never had a fight with my wife last overnight. frick sleeping on a couch....
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:29 am to Pecker
Maybe this only happens in Hollywood, but what about the guy whose wife kicks him out of the house he pays rent/mortgage on. 
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:30 am to Displaced
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I have never had a fight with my wife last overnight
And this. Don't go to bed angry at each other.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:30 am to Pecker
Men don't sleep on the couch. Bitches who let their wives control them do
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:30 am to Pecker
Actually I've been sleeping on the couch a lot lately. Not because I've been kicked out but because my wife is pregnant and has to sleep with one of those fricking full body pillows that take up 3/4 of the bed.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:31 am to Pecker
I have only slept on the couch when my wife is sick.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:34 am to Pecker
Growing up I had a friend whose dad was permanently on the couch. They claimed it was because he snored, but I think they just had a shitty marriage. Poor guy. He got bitched around horribly by that woman.
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 10:34 am
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:34 am to LordSaintly
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Got him trained.
Like a little bitch
I don't get it. Like you're already in the middle of a fight/argument. What's the worst that can happen if you just go get in bed? I've been living with my fiance for almost 2 years and we've had some blowouts, but no one is going to send me to sleep on the couch like a child.
Maybe that's their way of saying you're not getting laid. Yeah, we're in the middle of a fight, I get that you're not going to drop to your knees and start blowing me, but that doesn't mean I'm going to the couch. I'm getting in that bed and sleeping like a baby.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:35 am to Pecker
It would never be an issue with my wife, but when someone makes a comment to me about "sleeping on the couch," I just tell them she can try to make me, but I'm bigger than her.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:35 am to Pecker
quote:
One of my fiance's retarded friends was talking about getting into a fight with her husband and how he's been sleeping on the couch. I looked at her like she had lost her mind and asked if he just likes sleeping on couches or something. She said "no, if he's going to act like that then he knows where to go lol."
He's not a man.
If my wife is that mad at me, she goes to the couch. I'm sleeping in my bed regardless.
It's only happened a few times in 20 years, so we actually try to talk it out before going to bed.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:35 am to Pecker
Men don't do this.
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Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:36 am to Pecker
I couch it on cigar/booze evenings because I'm gonna snore like a log truck and that's my decision/consequence. Plus I can literally sleep anywhere and be fine.
Luckily, although we bicker a lot, we rarely have some bad fight that spans overnight but when we do I'm sleeping where I want, but do have a very comfy sofa just in case.
Luckily, although we bicker a lot, we rarely have some bad fight that spans overnight but when we do I'm sleeping where I want, but do have a very comfy sofa just in case.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:36 am to Pecker
Beta as frick.
Mrs. Midnight has slept on the couch, but not the Alpha at La Casa de la Medianoche.
Mrs. Midnight has slept on the couch, but not the Alpha at La Casa de la Medianoche.
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