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Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:52 pm to Slippy
I used to work at Winn-Dixie in high school and one of my jobs was cleaning the restrooms. I can vouch for the women's restroom being 3X as bad as the men's.
Footprints on the toilet seats, pee and toilet paper all over the seats and the floor,used feminine hygiene products on the floor and regular trash on the floor like no one knew what a trash can was.
Footprints on the toilet seats, pee and toilet paper all over the seats and the floor,used feminine hygiene products on the floor and regular trash on the floor like no one knew what a trash can was.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:53 pm to GreyWhiskers
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Men who piss all over a toilet seat are trash.
Potty training my son I attempted to explain this to him this morning. He proceeded to avoid the seat and go straight to the floor.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:55 pm to Slippy
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Since men and women alike are using the handicap toilet, you would think people would take care to clean up after themselves.
So I should not piss on the seat because of women? But its ok for a guy to have to clean the seat if he has to shite after me?
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:56 pm to Slippy
What’s the protocol for splattering shite on the back of the toilet (inside) in the office setting. Asking for a friend.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:58 pm to TigerGrad2011
Fools who piss on the toilet seat, especially if someone is still sitting on it, are truly trash!!!
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:01 pm to Slippy
I have heard many women say that Ladies restrooms are way filthier than Mens.... ??
Besides, a woman doesnt need a man to do a dam thing! Right? You are more than capable of wiping piss off a toilet seat! You go girl!!
Besides, a woman doesnt need a man to do a dam thing! Right? You are more than capable of wiping piss off a toilet seat! You go girl!!
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:10 pm to elposter
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You try pissing right after you jack off and see how good YOU can aim.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:11 pm to SlidellCajun
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It’s hard keeping this thing under control
If you have that much trouble aiming your micro peen you should sit down when you piss.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:18 pm to Mike da Tigah
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Men who can’t raise a toilet set before they piss are semi functioning retards.
Let’s not go too far
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:19 pm to Slippy
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Our restrooms are shut down for 2 weeks because of plumbing repairs. We have a handicap toilet that is available, or we can go to another floor. Since men and women alike are using the handicap toilet, you would think people would take care to clean up after themselves. I just went in there right after a guy (who we employ) and found that he had pissed all over the seat. Like all fricking over it. He may be finding himself unemployed tomorrow. He's a fricking weirdo anyway.
How do you know it was this exact guy? I’ve been in a situation before where I’ve walked into a bathroom with piss on the seat and I didn’t want the next person to think it was me that was waiting to use the bathroom. But I definitely was not cleaning the pee up. Even if I lift the seat there is still some pee on the seat remaining.
ETA: One of the bigger predicaments I get into.
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:21 pm to WhoGeaux
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Potty training my son I attempted to explain this to him this morning. He proceeded to avoid the seat and go straight to the floor.
He’s the man of the house now.
But seriously, while potty training my son I was talking to him while he was going and he rotated to y’all to me and he pissed all over the wall.
Now he comes out of the bathroom with a giant, genuinely proud smile and says “I no pee pee on the wall!” Like he deserves a cookie or some shite
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:23 pm to Slippy
quote:You employ Rice fans?
He may be finding himself unemployed tomorrow. He's a fricking weirdo anyway.
I suggest you fire him.
Addition via Subtraction
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:25 pm to Slippy
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Since men and women alike are using the handicap toilet
I’m gonna blow your mind here, but it might not be the men.
We can aim. Weird women like to “hover” and spray piss everywhere.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:28 pm to elposter
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Sorry man. You try pissing right after you jack off and see how good YOU can aim.
Pro tip. You take the head of your dick and squeeze it top to bottom and the slit will open up, breaking that blockage of dried cum that causes the water sprinkler effect.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:30 pm to Slippy
It's not just limited to toilets. We have a guy who pisses all over the floor under the urinal. Daily.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:55 pm to Colonel Angus
Truck stop bathroom tip; go to the end of the row of pissers, the last couple will not have piss all over the floor. Lazy people use the first pisser and don't care where it goes once they're there.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:55 pm to Slippy
This is why you should sit to pee
Posted on 9/3/19 at 2:57 pm to Slippy
Are we automatically assuming gender here? That’s so insensitive.
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