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Men who piss all over a toilet seat are trash.

Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7741 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:35 pm
Our restrooms are shut down for 2 weeks because of plumbing repairs. We have a handicap toilet that is available, or we can go to another floor. Since men and women alike are using the handicap toilet, you would think people would take care to clean up after themselves.

I just went in there right after a guy (who we employ) and found that he had pissed all over the seat. Like all fricking over it.

He may be finding himself unemployed tomorrow. He's a fricking weirdo anyway.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76495 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:36 pm to
yep, seat pissing should be a fireable offense.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25714 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:37 pm to
This is not limited to men.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Since men and women alike are using the handicap toilet, you would think people would take care to clean up after themselves.



Shouldn't matter anyway.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14629 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:37 pm to
Maybe he had just jerked off and couldn't control the direction of flow baw.

You should be a little more sympathetic of the situation.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16569 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:37 pm to
Screw you

It’s hard keeping this thing under control
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26736 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:38 pm to
Sorry man. You try pissing right after you jack off and see how good YOU can aim.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140301 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:38 pm to
You should ask McDonald's to speed up the repairs.
Posted by El Campo Tiger
El Campo, TX
Member since Mar 2015
10118 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:39 pm to
Sorry about that, boss.

Please don’t fire me. I really need this job.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80753 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:40 pm to
Women are far worse. A few weeks ago, there was a mandatory meeting for all women in the office where management bitched at them about how disgusting the woman's restrooms had become.
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
Member since Oct 2018
8718 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:40 pm to
Women piss on the seat far more often than men.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
8276 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

This is not limited to men.

Most people don't understand this. Women are just as bad at pissing on the seat as men can be. It's fricking nasty
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61849 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Men who piss all over a toilet seat are trash.


Let me simplify it even further still.

Men who can’t raise a toilet set before they piss are semi functioning retards.





This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
116107 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Men who piss all over a toilet seat are trash.


Never understand this.

You've had that dick for a long time and you should know your aim and control are not 100%, and are more likely shite.

What's worse is the dumb SOBs them proceed to leave the fricking disaster behind, rather than clean it the frick up.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2815 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:41 pm to
Maybe it was like that when he went in?
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

I just went in there right after a guy (who we employ) and found that he had pissed all over the seat. Like all fricking over it.


I bet you were mad when you sat down.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21657 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

You should ask McDonald's to speed up the repairs.


Gotta fix that shake machine first, bra.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21735 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:43 pm to
Don’t go to Mississippi then. I’ve worked with a couple of them and everyone those backwoods rednecks does this
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139066 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105524 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 1:45 pm to
Women do the hover and spray, so maybe it wasn't him.
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